That could come straight out of one my meetings and, worse, I'd understand it.
It did come out of a meeting I attended, from a few teams ago. It was all I could do at the time not to burst out laughing.
Well, if we followed the recipe...should be cake. A demon-violence-free-zone cake.
Lorne ,'Why We Fight'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Atropa - May 20, 2010 10:50:50 am PDT #668 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
Frankenbuddha - May 20, 2010 10:51:20 am PDT #669 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Okay, this is starting to hit a little too close to home. I'm getting scared.
Why do you think I was screaming?
3. Implement visioning
Only if it's heat visioning.
Strix - May 20, 2010 10:56:20 am PDT #670 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
I appreciate the chance to reconnect with you you miserable prats and to update you on the new skills and connections I have made in the last two years since you upset the fucking applecart and fucked my life up, buttmunch.
I am glad to see that X company has been able to diversify and is now considering opening up to new opportunities to advance its position in the marketplace although if you'd fired Beavis Buttlicker and Barbara Backstabber in, say 2008, maybe I wouldn't have to be reinterviewing.
I feel that I am the perfect fit for this position since I HAD it before. I would enjoy working again with X since she is about the only person there who can tell her ass from her elbow .
I would be happy to speak with you further regarding my qualifications you owe me, bitches! and would be pleased to discuss appropriate ranges of compensation I won't even roll out of bed for less than $10K more than I made when you laid me off; you OWE me, bitches.
Best, I hope skunks invade your bedroom, and your sex parts develop an itchy rash
Meara
Calli - May 20, 2010 10:58:24 am PDT #671 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs
Have we made sure there are no blocking issues for localization?
I'm more concerned with knowledge silos impacting the crosscutting operationalization of appropriate paradigms.
Hmmmm. I think I excised that sentence from a document earlier this week.
Atropa - May 20, 2010 10:59:15 am PDT #672 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
I'm more concerned with knowledge silos impacting the crosscutting operationalization of appropriate paradigms.
Good lord, you've been working with the same specs I've been looking at. I had no idea.
Gudanov - May 20, 2010 11:00:33 am PDT #673 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping
I'm more concerned with knowledge silos impacting the crosscutting operationalization of appropriate paradigms.
Oh thank god, I have no idea what you're saying.
Frankenbuddha - May 20, 2010 11:01:13 am PDT #674 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
Oh thank god, I have no idea what you're saying.
Sadly, I think I do.
§ ita § - May 20, 2010 11:01:55 am PDT #675 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh thank god, I have no idea what you're saying.
She's talking precisely about my job, that's what she's doing.
Lee - May 20, 2010 11:02:21 am PDT #676 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
lalalala, I can't hear any of you.
Atropa - May 20, 2010 11:08:04 am PDT #677 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.
She's talking precisely about my job, that's what she's doing.
If I have to have a tech industry job, why can't I have ita as my PM? Whhhhyyyy? My life would be so much easier.