I've been at work for almost an hour so far! It's not early!
Get up...get up, you stupid piece of... What did you do that for? What's wrong with you? Didn't you hear a word he said? All of you! You think there's someone just going to drop money on you?! Money they could use?! Well, there ain't people like that. There's just people like me.
Jayne ,'Jaynestown'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Tom Scola - Jun 15, 2010 2:52:25 am PDT #6622 of 30001
Remember that the frontier of the Rebellion is everywhere. And even the smallest act of insurrection pushes our lines forward.
Kat - Jun 15, 2010 2:53:32 am PDT #6623 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo
Right. Just because it's still dark here doesn't mean it's early there. Time zone differences and all.
Hil R. - Jun 15, 2010 3:09:09 am PDT #6624 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
I'm awake because I've got to be up really early tomorrow to get the train to Richmond for my job interview, so I'm trying to get used to being up early.
Typo Boy - Jun 15, 2010 3:14:52 am PDT #6625 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
2 shots whiskey on an empty stomach. I'm an easy drunk so should hit soon. Oh and how long until it is safe for me to drive.
(For toothache. According to web 2 to 2:300 hours should be safe.)
flea - Jun 15, 2010 3:30:37 am PDT #6626 of 30001
information libertarian
Everyone I know from Cincinnati (I used to live there) is all a-twitter about the destruction of Touchdown Jesus.
Sparky1 - Jun 15, 2010 4:03:00 am PDT #6627 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
There is a water main break on one of the roads that runs beside campus today, so the University has closed most buildings and canceled all classes and this has been announced on the local news stations - but no one in my building knows if we are open or not. The Dean is dithering.
Jesse - Jun 15, 2010 4:03:18 am PDT #6628 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My favorite news anchor says (via Facebook): Lightning scorches Jesus statue in Ohio but XXX video store across the street is unharmed.
Theodosia - Jun 15, 2010 4:08:05 am PDT #6629 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Speculation is that while God is vengeful, He has bad aim.
Jessica - Jun 15, 2010 4:08:39 am PDT #6630 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Poor touchdown Jesus! I wonder if my mom knows.
Steph L. - Jun 15, 2010 4:24:35 am PDT #6631 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Poor touchdown Jesus!
Also known as Big Butter Jesus, because of the color it was painted (or possibly the color of the VERY FLAMMABLE material that it was made of).
My favorite news anchor says (via Facebook): Lightning scorches Jesus statue in Ohio but XXX video store across the street is unharmed.
All true. Now it's Nothing-But-Rebar Jesus (or, as one of my friends called it, Terminator Jesus).
The storm last night was seriously wicked. Between the tornado siren and watching the radar, we were ready to dash down to the basement with flashlights, weather radio, cell phones, and the dogs. (The cats, who are impossible to wrangle, we decided would have to be in God's hands. Fortunately God was busy striking down a graven image of His son.)
I even had a headlamp.
But we were passed over, due to the extreme lack of graven images on our lawn.