2 shots whiskey on an empty stomach. I'm an easy drunk so should hit soon. Oh and how long until it is safe for me to drive.
(For toothache. According to web 2 to 2:300 hours should be safe.)
You know what the chain of command is? It's the chain I go get and beat you with until you understand who's in ruttin' command here.
Jayne ,'The Train Job'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Typo Boy - Jun 15, 2010 3:14:52 am PDT #6625 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.
flea - Jun 15, 2010 3:30:37 am PDT #6626 of 30001
information libertarian
Everyone I know from Cincinnati (I used to live there) is all a-twitter about the destruction of Touchdown Jesus.
Sparky1 - Jun 15, 2010 4:03:00 am PDT #6627 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
There is a water main break on one of the roads that runs beside campus today, so the University has closed most buildings and canceled all classes and this has been announced on the local news stations - but no one in my building knows if we are open or not. The Dean is dithering.
Jesse - Jun 15, 2010 4:03:18 am PDT #6628 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
My favorite news anchor says (via Facebook): Lightning scorches Jesus statue in Ohio but XXX video store across the street is unharmed.
Theodosia - Jun 15, 2010 4:08:05 am PDT #6629 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
Speculation is that while God is vengeful, He has bad aim.
Jessica - Jun 15, 2010 4:08:39 am PDT #6630 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Poor touchdown Jesus! I wonder if my mom knows.
Steph L. - Jun 15, 2010 4:24:35 am PDT #6631 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
Poor touchdown Jesus!
Also known as Big Butter Jesus, because of the color it was painted (or possibly the color of the VERY FLAMMABLE material that it was made of).
My favorite news anchor says (via Facebook): Lightning scorches Jesus statue in Ohio but XXX video store across the street is unharmed.
All true. Now it's Nothing-But-Rebar Jesus (or, as one of my friends called it, Terminator Jesus).
The storm last night was seriously wicked. Between the tornado siren and watching the radar, we were ready to dash down to the basement with flashlights, weather radio, cell phones, and the dogs. (The cats, who are impossible to wrangle, we decided would have to be in God's hands. Fortunately God was busy striking down a graven image of His son.)
I even had a headlamp.
But we were passed over, due to the extreme lack of graven images on our lawn.
Hil R. - Jun 15, 2010 4:32:02 am PDT #6632 of 30001
Sometimes I think I might just move up to Vermont, open a bookstore or a vegan restaurant. Adam Schlesinger, z''l
Also known as Big Butter Jesus, because of the color it was painted (or possibly the color of the VERY FLAMMABLE material that it was made of).
What was it made of? I don't think I've ever seen a statue burn down before.
Steph L. - Jun 15, 2010 4:35:57 am PDT #6633 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
According to this article, "the 62-foot tall statue of Jesus constructed out of styrofoam, wood and fiberglass resin caught on fire after being struck by lightning during the severe thunderstorms around 11:15 p.m. Monday evening.
"The only thing left of the 16,000 pound statue is the metal frame."
Next time? Big Concrete Jesus.
Steph L. - Jun 15, 2010 4:37:04 am PDT #6634 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine
I shouldn't make light of it, and I'm sure it's upsetting to the people of that congregation, but on the other hand, the thing cost $250,000 to build, and I can't help thinking a lot of hungry and homeless people could have been better helped with that money.