Wash: Captain, didn't you know kissin' girls makes you sleepy? Mal: Well sometimes I just can't help myself.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2010 8:01:29 am PDT #5970 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

22 Fictional Characters Whose Names You Don’t Know

2. Barbie’s full name is Barbara Millicent Roberts. (Ken’s last name is Carson.)

3. Cap’n Crunch’s full name is Captain Horatio Magellan Crunch

4. Snuffleupagus has a first name—Aloysius.

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9. The real name of Monopoly mascot Rich Uncle Pennybags is Milburn Pennybags.

10. The policeman in Monopoly has a name, too. You can thank Officer Edgar Mallory the next time he sends you to jail.

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18. The Pillsbury Doughboy’s name is Poppin’ Fresh. He has a wife, Poppie Fresh, and two kids, Popper and Bun Bun.

19. The patient in the classic game Operation is Cavity Sam.


Kat - Jun 11, 2010 8:04:43 am PDT #5971 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Jesse, can you get one of these: [link]


Kathy A - Jun 11, 2010 8:13:39 am PDT #5972 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Bleach can help with hair-clogged drains

Do you just pour a cup of bleach into the drain, or do you have to cut it first?


Jesse - Jun 11, 2010 8:14:09 am PDT #5973 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Kat, not if that's flat -- it's this whole mechanism that sits out of the drain, with two little holes in the sides. I don't know.

Do you just pour a cup of bleach into the drain, or do you have to cut it first?

I would just pour bleach down the drain, but that may not actually be recommended...


Polter-Cow - Jun 11, 2010 8:25:26 am PDT #5974 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

If you haven't had a biology class in a while but are still interested in science, can you check out the following tutorials and let me know what you gauge their difficulty level to be? I want to use them as background reading for my cancer pharmacology workshop.

Signal transduction
DNA replication
Mitosis


Trudy Booth - Jun 11, 2010 8:26:22 am PDT #5975 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart

Yeah, but a picture is somehow... worse.

God_Damn_Batman agrees [link]


Toddson - Jun 11, 2010 8:31:09 am PDT #5976 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"

Such a very Buffista tweet:

Caught Robin lipsyncing to Glee instead of practicing his Krav Maga strikes. And Alfred wonders why they always die young


Steph L. - Jun 11, 2010 8:46:30 am PDT #5977 of 30001
this mess was yours / now your mess is mine

Batman's made up his mind, he's keeping Superman's baby

This is my favorite comment from that link:

BEST PART? My cracked-out brain understands exactly how this situation could be plausible, in-character, and completely hilarious when they explain it to Flash who walks into the monitor room and spits ice cream out his nose. WHY, MY BRAIN!? WHY!?

Ha!

But instead of bronzed baby booties, the kid would eventually wind up with a glass case for its onesie when the inevitable happens...

Not if the kid was a girl. IJS...


Aims - Jun 11, 2010 8:56:59 am PDT #5978 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

I think we're going to take Emeline to the comic book shop to pick out her first comic tonight in honor of her finishing kindergarten.


§ ita § - Jun 11, 2010 8:58:10 am PDT #5979 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Not if the kid was a girl. IJS...

Great. Now Willingham will have to shoot you too.

Nice knowing ya!