Batman's made up his mind, he's keeping Superman's baby
This is my favorite comment from that link:
BEST PART? My cracked-out brain understands exactly how this situation could be plausible, in-character, and completely hilarious when they explain it to Flash who walks into the monitor room and spits ice cream out his nose. WHY, MY BRAIN!? WHY!?
Ha!
But instead of bronzed baby booties, the kid would eventually wind up with a glass case for its onesie when the inevitable happens...
Not if the kid was a girl. IJS...
I think we're going to take Emeline to the comic book shop to pick out her first comic tonight in honor of her finishing kindergarten.
Not if the kid was a girl. IJS...
Great. Now Willingham will have to shoot you too.
Nice knowing ya!
4. Snuffleupagus has a first name—Aloysius.
Aw, that's the name of the teddy bear in
Brideshead Revisited.
Why can't I have a better picture of this [link] is it because the universe is mean. Yes, yes, that must be why.
Great! Does Emeline have favorite comic characters already?
Does Emeline have favorite comic characters already?
You mean besides Miracleman?
Her favorite comic book show is Teen Titans, so we'll probably steer her in that direction. I'm excited about it, but I worry that in true Emeline fashion, she'll get there and not want to have anything to do with it and have a meltdown in the store.
Not if the kid was a girl. IJS...
Great. Now Willingham will have to shoot you too.
I fear no Willingham!
