Harmony: Somebody remembered to pick me up the sweetest unicorn. Guess someone was feeling guilty for standing me up in tenth grade. Brad: What? Had to get her something. She sired me. Peaches: Sire-whipped.

'Beneath You'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2010 6:10:47 am PDT #5918 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

An adobe photo-shop


lisah - Jun 11, 2010 6:11:00 am PDT #5919 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

What's the ecologically nice way to speed up slow drains?

Baking soda and white vinegar.

It doesn't really work on super clogged drains though.


msbelle - Jun 11, 2010 6:13:41 am PDT #5920 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I came in late to work because of the aforementioned school program. I find an inbox with 4 - PAY US NOW OR WE WILL CUT YOUR SERVICE, BITCHES! emails. And several follow up emails from users and managers all ?!?!?!?

Turns out - 2 of the invoices are approved for payment. 1 was approved over a week ago. No idea why AP is sitting on them.

1 of them was an ERROR from the vendor, not an invoice AT ALL. I want an apology and possibly cookies.

The last, well I have not looked into it, but I think the Business Unit is sitting on it for some unknown reason.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2010 6:15:37 am PDT #5921 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

No idea why AP is sitting on them.

I think the Business Unit is sitting on it for some unknown reason.

Now I'm picturing AP and the Business Unit as giant chickens, sitting on their invoice eggs.

I should probably mention my coffee has failed so far today....


Jessica - Jun 11, 2010 6:15:39 am PDT #5922 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

What's the ecologically nice way to speed up slow drains?

I use Borax followed w/ boiling water.


Liese S. - Jun 11, 2010 6:18:55 am PDT #5923 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

I got all excited and was about to recommend my remedy from Lehman`s, when I remembered that mine is bacteria for my septic tank. You guys probably don`t have septic tanks.


msbelle - Jun 11, 2010 6:19:08 am PDT #5924 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

plunger


Vortex - Jun 11, 2010 6:20:04 am PDT #5925 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

Synergon makes me miss Better Off Ted.

Meara came to my house for Thanksgiving once, and brought green bean casserole. I’m sure that we looked hilarious, this very polite southern black family poking dubiously at the casserole and sneaking glances at one another. (for the record, it was good.)

Goofy dancing picture:

Ooh! You look fab! And the shoes are hot!

WHY WOULD ANYONE BUILD THAT?

Are you really asking that? Have we forgotten the power (and danger) of geek curiosity?


Sophia Brooks - Jun 11, 2010 6:25:08 am PDT #5926 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

My University has a policy that they do not pay late fees. Ever. For any reason. So when AP sits on something, there is little to no consequence. They won't even pay them when it is our fault (like if I forgot to submit payment. It is just university policy, and it is so weird.


tommyrot - Jun 11, 2010 6:27:43 am PDT #5927 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh dear.

Batman's made up his mind, he's keeping Superman's baby

Here's a little bit of lunacy to round out your week. We give you Batman, pregnant with Superman's child. [