My feeling about bodies of water is: ooky squishy bottoms = bad, nice sandy or concrete bottoms = good. I like the ocean and pools, but you may keep your pond.

Critters in the water don't bother me. I've had my toes nibbled by all kinds of stuff. But this thing, [link] ?

Nuh. Uh.

Between the lupus and the arthritis and knee replacements and back surgery, she's like a frigging miracle of modern science, albeit with no coordination. I just hope her hand is okay. I'm not sure which one she broke, or how many bones yet.

I love all water. Lake, ocean, pool, whatever. I think pools are the worst for the feeling afterwards -- that chemical yuck.

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It's too ugly for the Internet!

It would probably be a bad idea for me to photocopy the definitions of "confidential" and "under seal" from a legal dictionary and send them to one of our partners, wouldn't it?

Once I was skinny-dipping in a pond that had been stocked with fish. The fish nibbled my toes. Then the realization hit me that I was naked and there were other extremities the fish could nibble on....

Even if the tub is somewhat comfortable, which is rare, all I get from a bath is 30 seconds of going "Ahhhhh," and then I'm bored out of my mind. And I get 20 seconds of "Ahhh" from a hot shower, so baths seem like a lot of effort without much payoff..

This is one of the reasons I want to rip my tub out and just put a shower stall in the bathroom.

When my parents built their own cabin two years ago, they had an outdoor shower installed (with a privacy screen) which is just lovely. Unfortunately, the privacy screen was customized for my mother's height, and she's three inches shorter than me.

What about squishy sandy bottoms, flea?

I have a spot on my back that fish like to nibble. It's really annoying.

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I get from a bath is 30 seconds of going "Ahhhhh," and then I'm bored out of my mind.

Books! Laptops!

How about this? [link]