We had a totally irritating fire drill today. And I realised way too late that a co-worker tried to tip me off about it. Although I would have gotten in trouble if I'd ditched it. Still, 11 floors in the metal stairwell was hell on the head.
And I had the shit startled out of me when another co-worker patted me on the back. I'm so attuned against office physical contact that the idea that he touched me to apologise for having his back to my back was a complete inversion of what not to do at work.
I am at a place in Portland and the power just went out. I mean it was raining kind of hard, but no thunder or anything...and now it's been out for like ten minutes! How crazy.
Really? I mean, it was raining but not enough to kill power, I wouldn't have thought.
OMG, the guy a cube over is talking in sexy voice over the phone and I want to scream and run away.
My pearls! My pearls!
My pearls! My pearls!
You would have hated my old office. We used to read parts of the worst submissions aloud to each other, including the really atrocious "erotic" scenes.
Of course, we also used to read aloud a lot of the stuff we published, which was often just as bad.
OMG, the guy a cube over is talking in sexy voice over the phone and I want to scream and run away.
I thought they did a nice job of that on Castle, when
Beckett picked up the phone when what's his name called in the last episode.
You would have hated my old office
But there was sex in your job!
Now, understand, I was tied for nastiest person at krav. There was barely a lewd joke I hadn't made or a person I hadn't copped a feel of. Hell, I planned out the demise of more than one virginity of my coworkers. But that was a very different workplace.
Here? In this office? Tech support is not supposed to be calling people sexy during work hours. Nu-huh. MOTTS to the infinity.
Hee--the New York Public Library and Improv Everywhere united for a fun video to raise money and awareness about budget cuts.
