Wash: Little River just gets more colorful by the moment. What'll she do next? Zoe: Either blow us all up or rub soup in our hair. It's a toss-up. Wash: I hope she does the soup thing. It's always a hoot, and we don't all die from it.

'Objects In Space'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 1:40:14 pm PDT #465 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

OMG, the guy a cube over is talking in sexy voice over the phone and I want to scream and run away.

My pearls! My pearls!


Amy - May 19, 2010 1:41:58 pm PDT #466 of 30001
Because books.

My pearls! My pearls!

You would have hated my old office. We used to read parts of the worst submissions aloud to each other, including the really atrocious "erotic" scenes.

Of course, we also used to read aloud a lot of the stuff we published, which was often just as bad.


Jesse - May 19, 2010 1:45:54 pm PDT #467 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

OMG, the guy a cube over is talking in sexy voice over the phone and I want to scream and run away.

I thought they did a nice job of that on Castle, when Beckett picked up the phone when what's his name called in the last episode.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 1:46:25 pm PDT #468 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

You would have hated my old office

But there was sex in your job!

Now, understand, I was tied for nastiest person at krav. There was barely a lewd joke I hadn't made or a person I hadn't copped a feel of. Hell, I planned out the demise of more than one virginity of my coworkers. But that was a very different workplace.

Here? In this office? Tech support is not supposed to be calling people sexy during work hours. Nu-huh. MOTTS to the infinity.


Kathy A - May 19, 2010 1:47:46 pm PDT #469 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

Hee--the New York Public Library and Improv Everywhere united for a fun video to raise money and awareness about budget cuts.


Barb - May 19, 2010 1:51:34 pm PDT #470 of 30001
“Not dead yet!”

That was an inside joke for P-C and Flea.

Whoops. Sorry. I just actually had to answer that question seriously not that long ago.

Should've known better 'round these parts.


Amy - May 19, 2010 1:54:37 pm PDT #471 of 30001
Because books.

But there was sex in your job!

True! God, we had fun.


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 1:58:06 pm PDT #472 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I have to say, amongst the things I miss at krav (which are a lot), the unmitigated raunch in which I participated is a big one.

It was like the links you guys accuse me of posting, except I got to see people's reactions up close and personal.


Polter-Cow - May 19, 2010 2:00:37 pm PDT #473 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Aaaaah, Wikipedia had a redesign. That's not supposed to happen!


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 2:03:42 pm PDT #474 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

They moved the search box. It's still freaking me out. Left column people! It was working!