Can't drink, smoke, diddle my willy. Doesn't leave much to do other than watch you blokes stumble around playing Agatha Christie.

Spike ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - May 19, 2010 10:00:11 am PDT #421 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

What if one does happen to be in the habit of keeping baby wipes in the bathroom, but one still thinks Mr. Howard is crazy?


§ ita § - May 19, 2010 10:01:46 am PDT #422 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

one still thinks Mr. Howard is crazy?

Try and pressure him into evol (i.e. premarital) sex. That will get rid of him, stat.


Jesse - May 19, 2010 10:08:17 am PDT #423 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

"I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection."

Eva Pigford must be too dirty for him (physically or spiritually) because they look a lot alike!


Vortex - May 19, 2010 10:13:39 am PDT #424 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

What if one does happen to be in the habit of keeping baby wipes in the bathroom, but one still thinks Mr. Howard is crazy?

I have baby wipes in my bathroom because they're good for quick wipes of the sink after spilling makeup or whatever. I think that he's batshit crazy.


Jessica - May 19, 2010 10:14:52 am PDT #425 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I have baby wipes in the bathroom because I have a three year-old. Terrance Howard is crazy.


brenda m - May 19, 2010 10:15:25 am PDT #426 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I do appreciate that he puts the crazy right out there on the table first thing. More people should do that - it'd be a real time saver.


smonster - May 19, 2010 10:17:05 am PDT #427 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

More people should do that - it'd be a real time saver.

Like my first date who off-handedly admitted trading sex for drugs! Of course, I'd written him off way before that as a tedious cokehead...


SailAweigh - May 19, 2010 10:29:55 am PDT #428 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Baby mooses. Meeses? Mooses. Whatever. [link]


tommyrot - May 19, 2010 10:39:08 am PDT #429 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Deerhunter Russian roulette performed by hamsters: [link] (painting)


Dana - May 19, 2010 10:50:18 am PDT #430 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."

I just had a tech support rep say "My bad" to me. Very confidence-inspiring.