one still thinks Mr. Howard is crazy?
Try and pressure him into evol (i.e. premarital) sex. That will get rid of him, stat.
I tell you I have this theory. It goes where, you're the one who's not my sister. Cuz mom adopted you from a shoe box full of baby howler monkeys, and never told you cuz it could hurt your delicate baby feelings.
Dawn ,'Selfless'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
§ ita § - May 19, 2010 10:01:46 am PDT #422 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jesse - May 19, 2010 10:08:17 am PDT #423 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
"I like women who look like me. Generally, you're attracted to women who look like you, because the most beautiful thing in nature is your own reflection."
Eva Pigford must be too dirty for him (physically or spiritually) because they look a lot alike!
Vortex - May 19, 2010 10:13:39 am PDT #424 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
What if one does happen to be in the habit of keeping baby wipes in the bathroom, but one still thinks Mr. Howard is crazy?
I have baby wipes in my bathroom because they're good for quick wipes of the sink after spilling makeup or whatever. I think that he's batshit crazy.
Jessica - May 19, 2010 10:14:52 am PDT #425 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
I have baby wipes in the bathroom because I have a three year-old. Terrance Howard is crazy.
brenda m - May 19, 2010 10:15:25 am PDT #426 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
I do appreciate that he puts the crazy right out there on the table first thing. More people should do that - it'd be a real time saver.
smonster - May 19, 2010 10:17:05 am PDT #427 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
More people should do that - it'd be a real time saver.
Like my first date who off-handedly admitted trading sex for drugs! Of course, I'd written him off way before that as a tedious cokehead...
SailAweigh - May 19, 2010 10:29:55 am PDT #428 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb
Baby mooses. Meeses? Mooses. Whatever. [link]
tommyrot - May 19, 2010 10:39:08 am PDT #429 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
Deerhunter Russian roulette performed by hamsters: [link] (painting)
Dana - May 19, 2010 10:50:18 am PDT #430 of 30001
"I'm useless alone." // "We're all useless alone. It's a good thing you're not alone."
I just had a tech support rep say "My bad" to me. Very confidence-inspiring.
Vortex - May 19, 2010 10:51:21 am PDT #431 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
The meese are adorable! It's so funny how baby animals and baby children are alike. First it's "what's this? It feels wierd" and then "okay, I'm trying this again" then "hey, this is fun!" Then "hey dude, you gotta try this! No really, it's awesome" to the other moose, and then they frolic. All the while, the adult looks on patiently.