F: RDJ
C: Javier Bardem
M: JDM

Basically, any man/person that criticizes what I wear on a day to day basis b/c it's not SEXY enough can [redacted] my [redacted]. All those things being criticized, while not my favorite articles of clothing, are comfortable/practical in addition to being fashionable, so if the chicas normally in 3 inch heels take to their UGGS I ain't gonna hate. Of course, the "men" quoted for that article would not think me "sexy" even if I wore the clothes they liked, I'm guessing, since I am "fat" and have "short hair." I bet they would appreciate my "nice tits."

Don't you wish I'd stuck with @@?

One doesn't take Mail articles seriously, right? Isn't that a publication that one mocks for stupidity and inanity as a matter of course?

Gladiator sandals completely befuddle me - I see them *all* over NYC, and I don't understand how people can walk around all day in shoes with zero arch support! I mean they're just completely flat!

Gladiator sandals completely befuddle me - I see them *all* over NYC, and I don't understand how people can walk around all day in shoes with zero arch support! I mean they're just completely flat!

Some people have flaaaaat feets. Like pancakes.

But my high arches and I totally agree with you.

I mean they're just completely flat!

They had some cute, cheap, non-gladiator sandals at Old Navy, but they were the same thing -- completely flat bottom and not real leather, so incredibly stiff. I can't imagine how they would be comfortable.

I will say I wish no one would wear harem pants. Except MC Hammer.

I will say I wish no one would wear harem pants. Except MC Hammer.

And only when it's Hammer Time.

Gladiator sandals completely befuddle me - I see them *all* over NYC, and I don't understand how people can walk around all day in shoes with zero arch support! I mean they're just completely flat!

It's the same people who have been walking around in flip-flops all the time since before the gladiators became popular.

how people can walk around all day in shoes with zero arch support

I hate arch supports. Makes me feel like I'm walking on a stone in my shoe. My feet work just fine; stop helping me, shoes! The closer I can get to barefoot, the better.

I don't get the people who like to fly in flip-flops. As much walking as I need to do in an average airport, and as cold as some planes can get, I could not survive in flip-flops.

Sue, I never saw Slacker. I guess I should remedy. Oh, dur. MSCL wasn't a movie, but I think that's my touchstone, which makes sense b/c I graduated in 1994. Even though I didn't see MSCL until, like, two years ago.

Merging 90s icons and current(?) fashion...

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Dear Courtney, you didn't have that hair *in the 90s*, are you really so bitter you missed out?

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It's the same people who have been walking around in flip-flops all the time since before the gladiators became popular.

See, flip-flops I can and do wear all summer. But they're sort of squishy at least! I'm like Zen, though -- if I could barefoot all summer, I would be.