Hey, evil dead, you're in my seat.

Xander ,'First Date'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Calli - Oct 15, 2010 9:41:12 am PDT #29834 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

The World According to San Francisco

Oh, dear. I'd point out "Euro Napa" to the guy from Paris in the next cube, but I'm worried it would just depress him. (He's already sad about what we call bread in these parts.)


§ ita § - Oct 15, 2010 9:42:09 am PDT #29835 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

The guy who's living life larger than life over the cube wall is now admitting to have eaten human flesh. I just...I don't even.


Calli - Oct 15, 2010 9:43:00 am PDT #29836 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

The guy who's living life larger than life over the cube wall is now admitting to have eaten human flesh.

I think I prefer my cube-neighbors. Bread issues and all.


Typo Boy - Oct 15, 2010 9:43:10 am PDT #29837 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Umm he's lying?


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2010 9:43:11 am PDT #29838 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

The guy who's living life larger than life over the cube wall is now admitting to have eaten human flesh. I just...I don't even.

Hopefully he didn't kill anyone to get the human flesh.

Was the human flesh he ate off a dead person? Discarded tissue from a live person? We need to know!


flea - Oct 15, 2010 9:43:27 am PDT #29839 of 30001
information libertarian

Was it his own? In what fucking context?


brenda m - Oct 15, 2010 9:43:56 am PDT #29840 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Somebody did just send me a link to an article from the Harvard Business Review that combines a zombie metaphor with analysis of workplace pitfalls. Is he shuffling around and moaning?


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2010 9:44:30 am PDT #29841 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was it his own?

Yeah, that too.

In what fucking context?

Hopefully, no fucking was involved.


Sue - Oct 15, 2010 9:44:40 am PDT #29842 of 30001
hip deep in pie

A while ago I saw a brownie pan that was designed so every piece had at least one edge.

That would be no good in my family, because the space doesn't look big enough to ice the brownies. (My family like cakey brownies with frosting.)


§ ita § - Oct 15, 2010 9:44:57 am PDT #29843 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He's the one who questioned my Firefly cred. He's the one that fed live goats to his 18+ foot snakes. He gets UV-visible tattoos. He got his porn BBSs shut down by the government. He...he...just, I don't even know.

And, NO, I'm not having the conversation. I fell for it when y'all needed more details about the goat, and that cost me 20 minutes out of my lunch hour. Never again.