Oh, yeah. There was this time I was pinned down by this guy that played left tackle for varsity... Well, at least he used to before he was a vampire... Anyway, he had this really, really thick neck, and all I had was a little, little Exact-O knife ... You're not loving this story.

Buffy ,'Beneath You'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


brenda m - Oct 15, 2010 9:43:56 am PDT #29840 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Somebody did just send me a link to an article from the Harvard Business Review that combines a zombie metaphor with analysis of workplace pitfalls. Is he shuffling around and moaning?


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2010 9:44:30 am PDT #29841 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Was it his own?

Yeah, that too.

In what fucking context?

Hopefully, no fucking was involved.


Sue - Oct 15, 2010 9:44:40 am PDT #29842 of 30001
hip deep in pie

A while ago I saw a brownie pan that was designed so every piece had at least one edge.

That would be no good in my family, because the space doesn't look big enough to ice the brownies. (My family like cakey brownies with frosting.)


§ ita § - Oct 15, 2010 9:44:57 am PDT #29843 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

He's the one who questioned my Firefly cred. He's the one that fed live goats to his 18+ foot snakes. He gets UV-visible tattoos. He got his porn BBSs shut down by the government. He...he...just, I don't even know.

And, NO, I'm not having the conversation. I fell for it when y'all needed more details about the goat, and that cost me 20 minutes out of my lunch hour. Never again.


flea - Oct 15, 2010 9:45:09 am PDT #29844 of 30001
information libertarian

If you tell me he cut off his own penis, sauteed and ate it, I call shenanigans.


tommyrot - Oct 15, 2010 9:45:45 am PDT #29845 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

He's the one who questioned my Firefly cred. He's the one that fed live goats to his 18+ foot snakes. He gets UV-visible tattoos. He got his porn BBSs shut down by the government. He...he...just, I don't even know.

OK, the "liar" theory seems likely now....


flea - Oct 15, 2010 9:46:59 am PDT #29846 of 30001
information libertarian

And, let me say for the record, there is something to be said for having librarians as coworkers. Some minor excesses of cute cat stories, but nobody of the dangerous-crazy variety.


Polter-Cow - Oct 15, 2010 9:47:59 am PDT #29847 of 30001
What else besides ramen can you scoop? YOU CAN SCOOP THIS WORLD FROM DARKNESS!

Is he Bob from the office down the hall?


Jesse - Oct 15, 2010 9:50:51 am PDT #29848 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

And, NO, I'm not having the conversation. I fell for it when y'all needed more details about the goat, and that cost me 20 minutes out of my lunch hour. Never again.

Come ON! You cannot let this go! We need to know more.


Calli - Oct 15, 2010 9:52:15 am PDT #29849 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

He's the one who questioned my Firefly cred. He's the one that fed live goats to his 18+ foot snakes. He gets UV-visible tattoos. He got his porn BBSs shut down by the government. He...he...just, I don't even know.

Maybe he's discussing his RPGs?