There's no reason to wear a watch any more, what will cell phones and all, but I can't stop.

It's excellent man jewelry.

Burgundy is a faux neutral, like navy.

And blue jeans. Who in the hell decided washed denim was allowed with every possible t-shirt?

Burgundy is a faux neutral, like navy.

Uh, you're just making stuff up now. Forest green, I buy. But why burgundy?

Note: Blue burgundies go best with French navy (i.e. navy verging on slate) and greens in the olive family (olive, jungle green). Brown burgundies go best with orange/rust/tobacco colors.

Side note: In French, the color burgundy is called bordeaux.

you understand I'm concerned with whether or not I clash with my car, right?

I think once or twice I've done that - where I picked what car to drive to work based on what I was wearing....

There's no reason to wear a watch any more, what will cell phones and all, but I can't stop.

If you wear a watch, it takes one second to check the time, whereas if you use your phone, you have to find it/dig it out of your pocket, open it/turn it on, etc.

It totally has to match, because matchy matchy vital importance with all colours (you understand I'm concerned with whether or not I clash with my car, right? Today I do, since I'm wearing bright red).

Uh, Jesse, you want to take this one?

I think once or twice I've done that - where I picked what car to drive to work based on what I was wearing....

If I had more than one car, I'd totally do that.

I picked my first car colour because it didn't truly clash with anything (it was a navy so dark it looked black at first blush). I picked burgundy the second time round because it was my favourite colour (grey's not really a colour) and was more interesting than red.

Not because it's a neutral, because that's a lie you're all ganging up on me and telling.

Uh, other PM? CALL ME.

my silver car goes with everything.

so I did a lot of stuff yesterday, but none of it was work. So I really should do work today, since they only pay me when I work., and yet...

I went to Target (less than $100), washed all the dishes in my sinks (it has started to get smelly), emptied the dishwasher, and responded to urgent emails (this I did for work too). That really should be enough.

I want to weed my yard and take a box full of stuff to goodwill and get out some fall clothes and watch some tv and knit and and and.

And howinhell can burgundy be a neutral? Now you're just making stuff up.

What does it NOT go with? And you're talking about leather, right? That double goes with anything.

This is not like when I had a pink coat.