Oh, I want a baby! With boxing gear!

I'm going to go link to my CIO now. Am nervous. What if she doesn't like my picture? My lipstick is very red. She might think I'm a hoor. I don't wear red lipstick to work.

ita, You can borrow ours whenever you want. With boxing gear even. You will also laugh because Noah asks occasionally, "Am I five yet? I'm not? When will I be five?"

I love the Noah and Grace vids. Can't wait to see 'em! (Mom is gifting my TG trip. Making reservations tomorrow.)

I will be more than happy to borrow yours, Kat. Adorable. I'll return you a lean mean knee punching machine.

Ooh. I forgot my makeup in the car. My spaceage mascara is down there. It's very scary.

Oh, I want a baby! With boxing gear!

Rent. Rented kids can be returned. You can even lease, like I do. [Ha! Should have known that would be x-posty.]

I'm worried about the deposit on the battlekid, though.

I need an outfit for the January wedding. It is most sensible to see what I have that might qualify for a wedding--my most fabulous dress has been worn to two recent weddings, one family, one not, so that's out. Second most dressy, the over the boob corset and the ballgown might be too big for me right now...dunno. Never wore it around family. Could buy smaller over the boob corset, same skirt.

Or I could wear one of my tiny black dresses, funky tights, and high boots.

Or, you know, something in a colour. My sister will probably take care of that.

I'm worried about the deposit on the battlekid, though.

I was going to make a joke about No Deposit No Return, but it wouldn't be true.

So, Grace doesn't know her colors. Can't tell blue from red from green. She can, however, find the hexagon, star, circle and triangle. I wonder if she's color blind? So, I guess it's time to work on her colors with both sign and regular speech.

Also, she can almost sign I Love You.

I'm worried about the deposit on the battlekid, though.

I'm the only person who hasn't had to take the Nephlet to the ER*, so it's the one area I have no experience in damages. But I am told they heal pretty well when small.

*Eventually that would be how I convinced him to stop doing clearly dangerous things. Because I had a record to maintain. So far, he's been a champ. If only I could get him to do that around others now...

Or, you know, something in a colour.

Blasphemer!

Unless you mean gray. In which case, I concur.

Also, she can almost sign I Love You.

MAKES ME SMILE LIKE A DOOFUS!

In shallow news, the Tresemme dry shampoo is drying my hair out too much. I had to deep condition today. I think I need the dry shampoo for dry hair instead.