The Mally eyeliners at QVC.
I've tried them! Sadly, they didn't work for me. I'm glad they work for you, though!
Where'd they get CAT scan from?... I mean, did they test it on cats? Or does the machine sort of look like a cat?
Dawn ,'Sleeper'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nicole - Oct 12, 2010 5:27:16 am PDT #29088 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!
msbelle - Oct 12, 2010 5:28:22 am PDT #29089 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
oh and also? I want to go to B'more and take sara shopping.
Matt the Bruins fan - Oct 12, 2010 5:31:04 am PDT #29090 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
I'm watching Raising Hope. I knew from the moment they unveiled Virginia's knick-knack hoard in the garage that Maw-Maw's jenga skills were going to come into play .
tommyrot - Oct 12, 2010 5:40:49 am PDT #29091 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
In 1950, the United States was fifth among the leading industrialized nations with respect to female life expectancy at birth, surpassed only by Sweden, Norway, Australia, and the Netherlands. The last available measure of female life expectancy had the United States ranked at forty-sixth in the world. As of September 23, 2010, the United States ranked forty-ninth for both male and female life expectancy combined.
Just to underscore the rapidity of the decline, as recently as 1999, the U.S. was ranked by the World Health Organization as 24th in life expectancy. It's now 49th. There are other similarly potent indicators. In 2009, the National Center for Health Statistics ranked the U.S. in 30th place in global infant mortality rates. Out of 20 "rich countries" measured by UNICEF, the U.S. ranks 19th in "child well-being." Out of 33 nations measured by the OECD, the U.S. ranks 27th for student math literacy and 22nd for student science literacy. In 2009, the World Economic Forum ranked 133 nations in terms of "soundness" of their banks, and the U.S. was ranked in 108th place, just behind Tanzania and just ahead of Venezuela.
Nicole - Oct 12, 2010 5:45:52 am PDT #29092 of 30001
I'm getting the pig!
Virtual high five, Matt!
I could see it coming and yet that whole scene was still hilarious.
Jessica - Oct 12, 2010 5:53:20 am PDT #29093 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
Hey Chicago-istas - does Frontera Grill take reservations?
msbelle - Oct 12, 2010 6:02:36 am PDT #29094 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
well a shower only partially helped. hand is now in ice water. It feels like it's been burned pretty badly, like the whole back of my hand and fingers. guess I need another product for the pain.
Strix - Oct 12, 2010 6:14:04 am PDT #29095 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger
Try soaking it in cold milk.
§ ita § - Oct 12, 2010 6:21:33 am PDT #29096 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Oh la la, I am wearing makeup. Primer and brow pencil and brow wax (I could stand to replenish those, for sure) and eye shadow and about to hit up the lip gloss, and let me see if I have some mascara up in there somewhere.
I am stupefied by the amount of lipstick I own. I found an entire pouch of it I didn't know I had. I don't know what I'd been thinking.
Theodosia - Oct 12, 2010 6:24:06 am PDT #29097 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"
msbelle, do you have a dislike for spicy/peppery-hot food? Because I wonder if the dislike is based on a physiological intolerance for capsaicin, which your skin shares.