Wow, Liese, I would not have expected that. People really never stop proving that the internet can be made of stupid, do they?

Ultimate crossover show: American Pickers and Hoarders: Buried Alive.

SNERK.

It's ... hailing, I think. Which changes my plan to go out for a cigarette, I tell you what.

Yeah, this is the stuff that caused me to rebel and refuse to pluck my brows as a teenager.

How about this page, Liese? [link] I didn't look at in super detail.

Ha, I have no idea where my crease is, and have no browbone at all (my EYEBROWS are on the browbone). I used to look at those diagrams and be like, "This is not a body part I possess?!" I have really deepset eyes.

Anyway, yeah, it's an issue because my epicanthic fold means that regular eye makeup advice doesn't help me, because I don't have the crease I'm supposed to work from.

Being unAsian and yet also not having that creasen (or an entire epicanthic fold), I've seen some of those things around and they make me pretty sick. Plus they are totally useless. I too want to know where to stop the purple. And, you know, where to put the purple.

Youtube truly has some great step-by-step make-up application videos. Yes, there are a lot of 'dolly eye' vids but also many very simple tutorials by make-up artists.

My instinct is, don't stop the purple, purple forever! But that is possibly not the best plan for eyeshadow.

Ha, I have no idea where my crease is

I don't even know WHAT it is. But I don't wear eyeshadow, for perhaps obvious reasons. (I'd probably put it on my nose, or something.)

I don't even know what "stop the purple" is supposed to mean. But I don't have "good" eyelids either. Thanks to my fakely half-Asian mother.

Just yesterday, I was feeling smug about how long it had been since I hurt myself. (While talking to shrift about how she cut herself while cleaning a knife.)

Hey! I... can't decide if I'm protesting your smugness, or if I'm concerned that you keep doing injury to yourself. I guess I can multitask.