It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Oct 09, 2010 6:14:43 pm PDT #28677 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I eased into foundation with tinted moisturizer, which I bought at a department store, so they picked the color. Now I wear drugstore liquid foundation.


quester - Oct 09, 2010 6:17:06 pm PDT #28678 of 30001
Danger is my middle name, only I spell it R. u. t. h. - Tina Belcher.

I never wear wet foundation or use moisturizer. To this day, I have oily skin and acne. I wear a powder foundation and eye liner. I only use more, like shadow, mascara and blush for special occasions. I never wear lipstick because I have yellow teeth and my lips are naturally kind of maroon. I use a lot of plain old Chapstick.


DavidS - Oct 09, 2010 6:22:33 pm PDT #28679 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Wait, they made B:TAS? Or does that not stand for Buffy?

Batman: The Animated Series


Holli - Oct 09, 2010 6:38:57 pm PDT #28680 of 30001
an overblown libretto and a sumptuous score/ could never contain the contradictions I adore

Possibly my aversion to foundation is a freckle thing? When I've worn it, I kind of think I look like a wax dummy of myself. Possibly this means I'm doing it wrong, but I find my lack of freckles disturbing.


-t - Oct 09, 2010 6:44:15 pm PDT #28681 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Luther starts tomorrow.

Week from tomorrow, according to my onscreen guide.


§ ita § - Oct 09, 2010 6:44:15 pm PDT #28682 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I find my lack of freckles disturbing.

Same here. There's not really any blemish I could cover over that wouldn't also blank my freckles, and then who would I be? They are, despite the fact some people don't notice them, integral to my impression of my face, and my familial resemblance. They help me look like the Moulton branch of my mother's family. It's the only family resemblance we have, and it's pretty pervasive, so I don't give it up lightly.

I have to keep hydrating. I don't want there to be another vein fiasco at the ER tonight. I don't want there to be any kind of fiasco, but this I have some minimal whit of control over. plump up me veins. More juice it is.


§ ita § - Oct 09, 2010 6:45:23 pm PDT #28683 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Week from tomorrow, according to my onscreen guide.

You have a point, what with it not being the 17th yet.

Juice!


Zenkitty - Oct 09, 2010 6:45:53 pm PDT #28684 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

The Kevin Aucoin books are good for make-up info. When I do full make-up I do shading I learned from them to make my bone-structure look better than it is.

Seconding this rec. Making Faces is a complete primer on makeup.

Possibly this means I'm doing it wrong, but I find my lack of freckles disturbing.

Maybe you just need a more sheer foundation? It would let natural variations in skin tone - like freckles - show, but even out skintone overall. I don't like that "mask" effect either.


-t - Oct 09, 2010 6:48:25 pm PDT #28685 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Whew, thought I was missing a special stealth pilot episode or something.

Much hydration and no fiascos for you, ita.

I feel like I have some kind of obligation to moisturize as a woman over 40, but I can't get in the habit. And I tend to forget sunscreen. But I think my face is holding up okay in spite of my neglect.


Steph L. - Oct 09, 2010 6:59:07 pm PDT #28686 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

I was listening to my wayback machine (aka iPod) the other day, and Kris Kross came up.

They'll make you jump, jump.

Mm, Diniverse.

Oh, yeah.

Y'all, I had a burger for dinner tonight that was topped with goat cheese which had dark chocolate shaved into it (the goat cheese, that is), and also topped with mushrooms cooked in a sauce made with stout beer. OMG. SO GOOD. If the chocolate had been sweet, or if the chocolate-to-cheese ratio had been skewed more toward the chocolate side of the ratio, it would have been nasty. But they got it SO RIGHT.

I couldn't have it on a bun, so I wonder if the bun would have made a difference, and I'm thinking surely it had to. I don't know if I would have liked it on a bun.