I don't care if it is an orgy of death, there's still such a thing as a napkin.

Willow ,'Lies My Parents Told Me'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


-t - Oct 08, 2010 11:14:27 am PDT #28412 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Jealous pikers. If I had a convenient Jamaican connection, I would exploit it, believe me. The few times I've had Blue Mountain were revelatory.

Getting my coffee from Portland is silly, but it's where I do cuppings so it kind of follows. Though I've got a roaster coming in down the street (which will increase my love for my neighborhood, I expect. I like my neighborhood a lot, but it has been lacking a coffee shop) so I may drop my subscription.


Atropa - Oct 08, 2010 11:18:18 am PDT #28413 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

Jealous pikers. If I had a convenient Jamaican connection, I would exploit it, believe me. The few times I've had Blue Mountain were revelatory.

No kidding.


Liese S. - Oct 08, 2010 11:19:39 am PDT #28414 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."

Mine comes from Hawaii, but I buy it; it`s no longer hand delivered. Sadface. That reminds me, I`m nearly out, must reorder.


SailAweigh - Oct 08, 2010 11:19:57 am PDT #28415 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

I don't know if it's any more appropriate than clusterfuck, but we also used the term 'circle jerk' when I was in the Navy. At least there are no actual swear words in the phrase.


§ ita § - Oct 08, 2010 11:21:43 am PDT #28416 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

At least there are no actual swear words in the phrase.

Just multiple guys masturbating together! OMG!

Signed,
Worky McPruderpants.


Jesse - Oct 08, 2010 11:24:21 am PDT #28417 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I think circle jerk is equally work-inappropriate. But also not at all the same thing! (If that was what you were implying. If not, please disregard.) I mean, a circle jerk is nice for everyone involved, right?


brenda m - Oct 08, 2010 11:29:31 am PDT #28418 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

I would be far more comfortable saying clusterfuck than circle jerk at work. I think because in usage it's much further removed from any sexual connotation.


SailAweigh - Oct 08, 2010 11:30:15 am PDT #28419 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Circle jerk is, I think, more in the way of being purposefully indolent (and presumably nice for everyone), when one should be busy; whereas clusterfuck is more that everyone is getting in each other's way of being productive (on purpose or by accident)and very rarely is pleasure involved.


Daisy Jane - Oct 08, 2010 11:33:57 am PDT #28420 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

This is the most amazing thing I've seen all day. [link]


tommyrot - Oct 08, 2010 11:34:02 am PDT #28421 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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