Also visited by the insomnia fairy last night.

Well there was the wedding where the DJ caught the garter and grandma caught the bouquet. when the DJ tried to get the garter above grandma's knee - grandma pulled out the stiletto.

and then there was the wedding where the sister of the bride were sure MOB was drunk, not an unusual occurrence. Luckily the sister of the groom, who was training to be a nurse, recognized that the MOB was having a heart attack.

or the weding where the priest was talking about how marriages were for having children and you could here the horrified 'no" that went through the congregation at the though of this couple having children

or the wedding where the priest scolded the couple for living together and followed it by the infamous speech " Adam tried all the animals but none of them were for him"

any guesses why we eloped? Of course it was vegas and our driver did tell us how to tell the good prostitutes from the bad on the way to our wedding

msbelle, does it help to know that you can claim your property taxes as a deduction on your Federal income taxes?

Of course it was vegas and our driver did tell us how to tell the good prostitutes from the bad on the way to our wedding

well, that's just good customer service.

Today's lesson: "bending the curve" is the new "moving the needle."

I have no idea what either of those are supposed to mean.

I have told this story here, but a friend's dad showed up drunk at her wedding with a woman he'd picked up the night before (who was also drunk) and whose name he didn't know.

I have no idea what either of those are supposed to mean.

Making a difference in the field, more or less.

INVOICE FROM HELL.

$93K off from what my software says it should be. In 2 hours I have been able to account for $8K of the 93K. OMG! hate hate hate stabby stabby stabby. This is not usually my job to figure out. grrr arrgh.

My Father's drunken bride got handsy with my cousin's new fiance at another cousin's wedding this summer.

Yet another cousin and I were all "Didya warn him?" "Ah, he's gotta learn to swim sooner or later - best to just toss 'im in."

I just went to the NYTimes website and there's a banner ad across the middle in a type font which is totally inappropriate for the New York Times. Gawd, it's a design disaster. It looks crappy.

They need to better juggle their ad revenue needs and design elements.

I don't have this problem when I go to the Guardian UK website, dangit.

I have told this story here, but a friend's dad showed up drunk at her wedding with a woman he'd picked up the night before (who was also drunk) and whose name he didn't know.

When one of my college roommates got married, she invited a bunch of friends from law school. One of her law school buddies (who always fancied himself a big mack daddy) brought a hooker to the wedding. True story.