INVOICE FROM HELL.
$93K off from what my software says it should be. In 2 hours I have been able to account for $8K of the 93K. OMG! hate hate hate stabby stabby stabby. This is not usually my job to figure out. grrr arrgh.
Gunn: The final score can't be rigged. I don't care how many players you grease, that last shot always comes up a question mark. But here's the thing. You never know when you're taking it. It could be when you're duking it out with the Legion of Doom, or just crossing the street deciding where to have brunch. So you just treat it like it was up to you—the world in balance—'cause you never know when it is.
'Underneath'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Oct 05, 2010 9:31:48 am PDT #27783 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Trudy Booth - Oct 05, 2010 9:35:08 am PDT #27784 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My Father's drunken bride got handsy with my cousin's new fiance at another cousin's wedding this summer.
Yet another cousin and I were all "Didya warn him?" "Ah, he's gotta learn to swim sooner or later - best to just toss 'im in."
DavidS - Oct 05, 2010 9:57:16 am PDT #27785 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I just went to the NYTimes website and there's a banner ad across the middle in a type font which is totally inappropriate for the New York Times. Gawd, it's a design disaster. It looks crappy.
They need to better juggle their ad revenue needs and design elements.
I don't have this problem when I go to the Guardian UK website, dangit.
Steph L. - Oct 05, 2010 9:58:42 am PDT #27786 of 30001
That which does not kill you should RUN
I have told this story here, but a friend's dad showed up drunk at her wedding with a woman he'd picked up the night before (who was also drunk) and whose name he didn't know.
When one of my college roommates got married, she invited a bunch of friends from law school. One of her law school buddies (who always fancied himself a big mack daddy) brought a hooker to the wedding. True story.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2010 10:03:45 am PDT #27787 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I invited myself to a wedding, made eyes at a guy who turned out to be my cousin, and he later caught the garter when I caught the bouquet and gamely tried to slide it way past my knee to his sister, the bride's ultimate dismay.
Every now and again I wonder if I was "that chick" at that wedding.
I need to find a way past this exhaustion, and I just can't work out what it is. I have to be back on for a 2pm meeting--I have to be prepped for it, so ideally "on" by 1. The concept is beyond me right now.
Vortex - Oct 05, 2010 10:41:56 am PDT #27788 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
One of her law school buddies (who always fancied himself a big mack daddy) brought a hooker to the wedding. True story.
But, the question is - was he enough of a mack daddy that he didn't have to pay?
lisah - Oct 05, 2010 10:47:11 am PDT #27789 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
One of her law school buddies (who always fancied himself a big mack daddy) brought a hooker to the wedding.
Okay, my main question right now is: did his invitation specify "plus one?"
flea - Oct 05, 2010 11:00:32 am PDT #27790 of 30001
information libertarian
The most exciting thing that happened at my wedding was a 14 year old huffed all the helium out of a balloon and passed out in the muddy backyard.
Amy - Oct 05, 2010 11:02:16 am PDT #27791 of 30001
Because books.
Our limo never showed up at the church, after, and my in-laws got lost on the way to the reception. But the reception rocked, and we paid the DJ to stay an extra hour.
msbelle - Oct 05, 2010 11:03:18 am PDT #27792 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
There is a house down the street from me that puts out 21+ pizza boxes on recycling day. Recycling is once a week and as far as I can tell 2 adults live in that housem only 2 adults. Are they seriously eating 3 pizzas/day? It is so disturbing to me.