INVOICE FROM HELL.
$93K off from what my software says it should be. In 2 hours I have been able to account for $8K of the 93K. OMG! hate hate hate stabby stabby stabby. This is not usually my job to figure out. grrr arrgh.
That's insane troll logic!
Xander ,'Showtime'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
msbelle - Oct 05, 2010 9:31:48 am PDT #27783 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
Trudy Booth - Oct 05, 2010 9:35:08 am PDT #27784 of 30001
Greece's financial crisis threatens to take down all of Western civilization - a civilization they themselves founded. A rather tragic irony - which is something they also invented. - Jon Stewart
My Father's drunken bride got handsy with my cousin's new fiance at another cousin's wedding this summer.
Yet another cousin and I were all "Didya warn him?" "Ah, he's gotta learn to swim sooner or later - best to just toss 'im in."
DavidS - Oct 05, 2010 9:57:16 am PDT #27785 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
I just went to the NYTimes website and there's a banner ad across the middle in a type font which is totally inappropriate for the New York Times. Gawd, it's a design disaster. It looks crappy.
They need to better juggle their ad revenue needs and design elements.
I don't have this problem when I go to the Guardian UK website, dangit.
Steph L. - Oct 05, 2010 9:58:42 am PDT #27786 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism
I have told this story here, but a friend's dad showed up drunk at her wedding with a woman he'd picked up the night before (who was also drunk) and whose name he didn't know.
When one of my college roommates got married, she invited a bunch of friends from law school. One of her law school buddies (who always fancied himself a big mack daddy) brought a hooker to the wedding. True story.
§ ita § - Oct 05, 2010 10:03:45 am PDT #27787 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I invited myself to a wedding, made eyes at a guy who turned out to be my cousin, and he later caught the garter when I caught the bouquet and gamely tried to slide it way past my knee to his sister, the bride's ultimate dismay.
Every now and again I wonder if I was "that chick" at that wedding.
I need to find a way past this exhaustion, and I just can't work out what it is. I have to be back on for a 2pm meeting--I have to be prepped for it, so ideally "on" by 1. The concept is beyond me right now.
Vortex - Oct 05, 2010 10:41:56 am PDT #27788 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
One of her law school buddies (who always fancied himself a big mack daddy) brought a hooker to the wedding. True story.
But, the question is - was he enough of a mack daddy that he didn't have to pay?
lisah - Oct 05, 2010 10:47:11 am PDT #27789 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate
One of her law school buddies (who always fancied himself a big mack daddy) brought a hooker to the wedding.
Okay, my main question right now is: did his invitation specify "plus one?"
flea - Oct 05, 2010 11:00:32 am PDT #27790 of 30001
information libertarian
The most exciting thing that happened at my wedding was a 14 year old huffed all the helium out of a balloon and passed out in the muddy backyard.
Amy - Oct 05, 2010 11:02:16 am PDT #27791 of 30001
Because books.
Our limo never showed up at the church, after, and my in-laws got lost on the way to the reception. But the reception rocked, and we paid the DJ to stay an extra hour.
msbelle - Oct 05, 2010 11:03:18 am PDT #27792 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
There is a house down the street from me that puts out 21+ pizza boxes on recycling day. Recycling is once a week and as far as I can tell 2 adults live in that housem only 2 adults. Are they seriously eating 3 pizzas/day? It is so disturbing to me.