”This will do for clowns what Jaws did for sharks.”
Well, the sharks seem pretty okay with that. What's your issue?
Buffy: I was regrouping. Spike: You were about to be regrouped into separate piles.
'Potential'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
brenda m - Oct 05, 2010 8:06:10 am PDT #27770 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there
DavidS - Oct 05, 2010 8:06:53 am PDT #27771 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
My mom was a guest at a wedding where the mother of the groom got totally wasted and puked on the dance floor. Also, a early-20s-aged female guest walked out of the bathroom with the top of her dress pulled down to her waist. She, too, was totally wasted.
White Trash Apocalypse!
Jessica - Oct 05, 2010 8:07:32 am PDT #27772 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset
”This will do for clowns what Jaws did for sharks.”
Free publicity that makes you seem totally badass? WOOT!
msbelle - Oct 05, 2010 8:16:03 am PDT #27773 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb
just got my first property tax bill. do not like. I know it is itty bitty tiny compared to many, but but but I've never had one before. is big.
Sparky1 - Oct 05, 2010 8:18:29 am PDT #27774 of 30001
Librarian Warlord
Ours is paid by the bank holding the mortgage, so by the time we see the bill it has already been paid. Still big.
tommyrot - Oct 05, 2010 8:18:39 am PDT #27775 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
It's cold in my cubicle, so I turned on my space heater for the first time this season.
Nothing like the smell of 6 months of dust burning off a space heater....
SuziQ - Oct 05, 2010 8:35:58 am PDT #27776 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
At my cousin's outdoor wedding, a guest parked within view of the seating area, got out of the car, beer in hand, wearing cut-offs and a wife beater. He did go to his trunk and put on a button up shirt but didn't bother to button any of the buttons. Oh, and he grabbed his personal cooler of beer to bring with him.
At that was only one of the guests on the bride's side of the ceremony. It was pretty easy to figure out who was related to the bride. Luckily she seems to have overcome her background and so far she and my cuz are happily married.
beth b - Oct 05, 2010 9:05:36 am PDT #27777 of 30001
oh joy! Oh Rapture ! I have a brain!
Also visited by the insomnia fairy last night.
Well there was the wedding where the DJ caught the garter and grandma caught the bouquet. when the DJ tried to get the garter above grandma's knee - grandma pulled out the stiletto.
and then there was the wedding where the sister of the bride were sure MOB was drunk, not an unusual occurrence. Luckily the sister of the groom, who was training to be a nurse, recognized that the MOB was having a heart attack.
or the weding where the priest was talking about how marriages were for having children and you could here the horrified 'no" that went through the congregation at the though of this couple having children
or the wedding where the priest scolded the couple for living together and followed it by the infamous speech " Adam tried all the animals but none of them were for him"
any guesses why we eloped? Of course it was vegas and our driver did tell us how to tell the good prostitutes from the bad on the way to our wedding
Fred Pete - Oct 05, 2010 9:13:32 am PDT #27778 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.
msbelle, does it help to know that you can claim your property taxes as a deduction on your Federal income taxes?
Vortex - Oct 05, 2010 9:22:20 am PDT #27779 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman
Of course it was vegas and our driver did tell us how to tell the good prostitutes from the bad on the way to our wedding
well, that's just good customer service.