Novelty dates come at a premium! I briefly considered 2/14 since it was a Saturday in 2009, but that woulda been hella expensive.

And the reverse is at least part of why my friend got married on 9/11/10.

The new Nobel Prize winner in physics is the first to win both a Nobel and an Ig-Nobel.

Are clowns evil? Or is that just a stereotype?

Angry clowns protest over Alton Towers horror maze

Placard-waving clowns chained themselves to the gates of Alton Towers today in protest at a new horror maze which they claim ‘demonises’ the circus performers.

The Carnival of Screams attraction has been launched to coincide with Halloween and promises a circus ‘that nightmares are made of’.

Thrillseekers will have to evade the clutches of killer clowns as part of the adrenaline-fuelled ride.

But a host of clowns have taken offence at the ride and yesterday protested claiming they were being portrayed in a negative light.

They barracked bosses at Alton Towers today, protesting outside the theme park’s entrance with posters and placards.

The circus performers – armed with custard pies – chained themselves to the main gates, claiming the ride would do to their reputation what Jaws did for sharks.

One protestor, Fips the Clown, said: ”We are protesting because we feel the Alton Towers Resort’s new horror maze, Carnival of Screams, is an unfair depiction of clowns.

”It only serves to reinforce stereotypes of clowns as evil.

”I can’t believe this – it has taken us years to get over Stephen King’s ‘IT’ and now this just adds to further damage the reputation of clowns worldwide.

”This will do for clowns what Jaws did for sharks.”

Reminds me of when Bobcat Goldthwait's Shakes the Clown came out. He found himself on a morning talk show debating a clown. He told the host, "You're hosting a debate between clowns. Did you lose a bet?"

Dignity at weddings? Ummmm.

My mom was a guest at a wedding where the mother of the groom got totally wasted and puked on the dance floor. Also, a early-20s-aged female guest walked out of the bathroom with the top of her dress pulled down to her waist. She, too, was totally wasted.

I bet that's one hell of a wedding video.

”This will do for clowns what Jaws did for sharks.”

Well, the sharks seem pretty okay with that. What's your issue?

My mom was a guest at a wedding where the mother of the groom got totally wasted and puked on the dance floor. Also, a early-20s-aged female guest walked out of the bathroom with the top of her dress pulled down to her waist. She, too, was totally wasted.

White Trash Apocalypse!

”This will do for clowns what Jaws did for sharks.”

Free publicity that makes you seem totally badass? WOOT!

just got my first property tax bill. do not like. I know it is itty bitty tiny compared to many, but but but I've never had one before. is big.

Ours is paid by the bank holding the mortgage, so by the time we see the bill it has already been paid. Still big.