Eggs. The living legend needs eggs. Or maybe another milk.

Jayne ,'Jaynestown'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Oct 02, 2010 4:06:43 pm PDT #27386 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Fucking armed robbery.

Seriously.

My father walked in on armed robbery Thursday, and I find out about it at the tail end of a two hour conversation about porn with my sister. After I tell her goodbye.

Sheeit.

Everything's okay--they didn't take anything from him except his phone. He walked into a jewelry store as it was being robbed, and they took it and put him down on the floor and wrapped up the theft and left. He ended up comforting one of the women there.

AND NO ONE WAS GOING TO TELL ME.


brenda m - Oct 02, 2010 4:07:23 pm PDT #27387 of 30001
If you're going through hell/keep on going/don't slow down/keep your fear from showing/you might be gone/'fore the devil even knows you're there

Jebus, ita.


Typo Boy - Oct 02, 2010 4:07:48 pm PDT #27388 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

Dinner tonight: Skinless boneless turkey breast slow cooked with Savoy Cabbage, Onion, Green pepper, mushroom. Broth: Soy Milk, Soy Sauce, wine, lemon juice. Spice: brown sugar, five spice, garlic, ginger, black pepper, potassium chloried salt substitute. Whole wheat spaghetti added in last hour.

In past have made this with other greens. Spinach, Kale, BokChoy, Romaine . Pretty much any strong green works, though I'm not sure I'd try it with mustard greens. Still, if it works with Kale.


Typo Boy - Oct 02, 2010 4:08:57 pm PDT #27389 of 30001
Calli: My people have a saying. A man who trusts can never be betrayed, only mistaken.Avon: Life expectancy among your people must be extremely short.

X-posted with Armed Robbery. So hell with my recipe, and Sweet Zombie Jesus.


Sue - Oct 02, 2010 4:09:59 pm PDT #27390 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Holy crap, ita. That's terrifying. I'm glad he's okay.


sarameg - Oct 02, 2010 4:10:38 pm PDT #27391 of 30001

Jesus. Sounds like your family shares something with mine. They've stopped telling me about dad getting hit on his bike (and I never freaked out at all the others,) I find out about pregnancies and marriages awfully late or only with prodding... I'm glad he's only out a phone.

Progress photo, sans fucked up paint: [link] With notes.


Pix - Oct 02, 2010 4:10:48 pm PDT #27392 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie

ita, that would infuriate me. Wow. Of course my dad didn't tell me he'd been diagnosed with prostrate cancer until AFTER THE SURGERY, so yeah. I'm right there with you.


Cashmere - Oct 02, 2010 4:10:49 pm PDT #27393 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

Shit, ita! Glad it turned out ok. Someone should have told you sooner.

Our birthday is in 11 days. How old is your dad going to be?


Calli - Oct 02, 2010 4:11:53 pm PDT #27394 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

Goodness, ita. I'm glad your father wasn't hurt.


Zenkitty - Oct 02, 2010 4:12:43 pm PDT #27395 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Good grief, ita. Thank goodness he's all right! And everyone else, of course. Why wouldn't they tell you that? No, never mind, that's the kind of thing my sister would "oh, by the way," in at the end of a conversation about tomatoes or something.