You like ships. You don't seem to be looking at the destinations. What you care about is the ships, and mine's the nicest.

Kaylee ,'Serenity'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - May 30, 2010 9:52:56 am PDT #2668 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Who are these "most people?"

  • sigh* My sister. Who has more energy and drive at 59 than I've had at any point in my whole life.

when I am overwhelmed, which happens on days ending with "-day."

heh. Yeah.

It's like writing -- "Shitty First Draft."

oh, hell, yes, this is why I don't write anymore.

I don't think I can give myself permission to only do 5 things. Of course, logically, it's better than doing nothing, but I haven't given myself permission to do nothing, I'm feeling dreadful about it, so that's totally different. (Logic, clearly, has nothing to do with this. And now I feel like my hero and role model Spock is silently disappointed in me. argh. Don't look at me with those Vulcan eyes!)

ION, one of my friends Twittered that she'd made her first strawberry rhubarb pie and it was awesome. I'm starting to suspect she's a secret Buffista. Except she never watched Buffy.

home security system consisting of a moat filled with robot sharks with lasers on their heads

I really don't see how any security system could be better than that. I assume there are surveillance cameras, just so the videos can be posted to YouTube.

Timers do work to keep me focused. I keep forgetting about them. (What a surprise.)

It's the extraordinary things we rise to. It's scrubbing the toilet that defeats us.

Very true. Although, in specific, I got the housework stuff covered: I hired a cleaning service. See, if I could just pay someone to come and do this FOR me? Man, I would seriously give someone my whole next paycheck to come organize my house and get rid of shit I don't need and tell me where shit goes and what's actually OK to get rid of. While I curl up on the couch in a ball of gratitude and shame.

I was in Rose's (the poor woman's Wal-Mart) (yeah, think about that one for a minute) just now, focusing on getting 3 things, and practically hyperventilating over not being able to find 2 of them! Dammit.

Lists. I make to-do lists, but then it's OMG-look-at-all-this-crap and then I need the inhaler. Nothing is one-step, either. "Cancel Dish Network" is really "Call Dish. Wait on phone. Cancel. Find out how to send back the machine. Pack the machine in the box they send. Take the box to UPS. Check bank account to make sure they canceled." This is why I stopped using Dish 3 weeks ago, but I'm still paying for it, and the machine is still on the floor.


Jessica - May 30, 2010 9:59:29 am PDT #2669 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

Why did I not remember that the biscuits for strawberry shortcakes need to bake in a 400F oven? It's too hot to bake!

[edit: AAAAAAAARGH I hate my oven. Biscuit FAIL. Bottoms are totally burnt.]


tommyrot - May 30, 2010 10:25:01 am PDT #2670 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Leonard Nimoy posts a picture of him and his son: [link]

The makeup folks put ears on my son Adam to surprise me. A precious moment while shooting the original series.


Theodosia - May 30, 2010 10:34:26 am PDT #2671 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I discovered yet another dead mouse out on the patio this morning. Obviously a serial-killer cat has moved into the neighborhood.


Strix - May 30, 2010 10:36:57 am PDT #2672 of 30001
A dress should be tight enough to show you're a woman but loose enough to flee from zombies. — Ginger

See, if I could just pay someone to come and do this FOR me? Man, I would seriously give someone my whole next paycheck to come organize my house and get rid of shit I don't need and tell me where shit goes and what's actually OK to get rid of.

How much do you make? I'm a Virgo.

Seriously, if you lived closer, I would do that! For like, margaritas. I love organizing other people's stuff.


Zenkitty - May 30, 2010 10:37:16 am PDT #2673 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

But why is the Dexter cat leaving the victims on YOUR patio, Theodosia? Is it a message? Is the cat watching you? OMG THE CAT IS COMING FROM... wait, outside the house. Never mind.


Connie Neil - May 30, 2010 11:13:13 am PDT #2674 of 30001
brillig

Koogie was perfectly happy to share his food dish with a mouse. At the same time. He actually looked up while chewing, stared at the mouse five inches away from his face that was nibbling on a kibble, then went back to eating. Mouse froze for a moment, then went back to nibbling.


Atropa - May 30, 2010 11:13:43 am PDT #2675 of 30001
The artist formerly associated with cupcakes.

My cat couldn't manage to kill an ant this morning, so I have no hopes for her killing a mouse if I ever get one.

Ahaahaha. We found more ants last night. We even figured out (after disconnecting and moving the dishwasher) where they're coming in from. I want a do-over for this weekend.

Instead, I am going to spend today cleaning and writing. Pete (who slept for about three hours last night) is going to spend it clearing greenery away from one side of the house. Someone please send coffee, cupcakes, and booze.


Calli - May 30, 2010 11:20:58 am PDT #2676 of 30001
I must obey the inscrutable exhortations of my soul—Calvin and Hobbs

I tried the 5-thing method for dusting (my housework nemesis) and now my living room looks much better. Thanks, Erin!


§ ita § - May 30, 2010 11:21:52 am PDT #2677 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I shall put away all the shoes in my living room. If there are more than five pairs, does that count as five things?