If you take sexual advantage of her, you're going to burn in a very special level of hell. A level they reserve for child molesters and people who talk at the theater.

Book ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Steph L. - Sep 28, 2010 1:35:55 pm PDT #26599 of 30001
I look more rad than Lutheranism

"Whenever you point a finger of blame at someone else, always remember you've got four more fingers pointing at yourself." Which is simultaneously homicide-inducingly irritating, factually wrong (really? Your thumb is pointing back at you? What kind of freak are you?)

Did anyone else just point their finger to see what the thumb on that hand did?


Amy - Sep 28, 2010 1:36:12 pm PDT #26600 of 30001
Because books.

Now I want bacon.

Yeah, I think that's even worse. I don't think anyone ever says, "My son died, but now I understand it was to teach me {whatever, I can't even finish the sentence}..."

I think it's absolutely awful, but I've known people who absolutely meant it that way.


Jesse - Sep 28, 2010 1:36:13 pm PDT #26601 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

One of my friends had a crazy boss who used to lecture the staff about how, "Whenever you point a finger of blame at someone else, always remember you've got four more fingers pointing at yourself."

I taught that to my family recently! Except with three fingers, because I'm not an idiot. But I was doing it as a joke.


tommyrot - Sep 28, 2010 1:36:18 pm PDT #26602 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

"Whenever you point a finger of blame at someone else, always remember you've got four more fingers pointing at yourself."

Yeah, that makes no sense. If that were true, it wouldn't make any sense for anyone to blame anyone else for anything.


tommyrot - Sep 28, 2010 1:36:58 pm PDT #26603 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Did anyone else just point their finger to see what the thumb on that hand did?

Just in my head.


§ ita § - Sep 28, 2010 1:37:05 pm PDT #26604 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

God will never give you anything you can't handle.

FUCK YOU.


megan walker - Sep 28, 2010 1:37:41 pm PDT #26605 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Yeah, that makes no sense. If that were true, it wouldn't make any sense for anyone to blame anyone else for anything.

I blame all of you for almost everything. Or Tino.


tommyrot - Sep 28, 2010 1:37:54 pm PDT #26606 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

God will never give you anything you can't handle.

FUCK YOU.

Well, at least ita knows the correct response.


megan walker - Sep 28, 2010 1:39:16 pm PDT #26607 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

When people die, other people say stupid sh*t. Mostly I forgive them.


-t - Sep 28, 2010 1:40:20 pm PDT #26608 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Did anyone else just point their finger to see what the thumb on that hand did?

Yup. FTR, it's index finger at the object of my pointing, other fingers off to my right somewhere up above me, thumb also to my right but in front of me. I am blameless! As are everyone to my left.