One of my friends had a crazy boss who used to lecture the staff about how, "Whenever you point a finger of blame at someone else, always remember you've got four more fingers pointing at yourself."

I taught that to my family recently! Except with three fingers, because I'm not an idiot. But I was doing it as a joke.

"Whenever you point a finger of blame at someone else, always remember you've got four more fingers pointing at yourself."

Yeah, that makes no sense. If that were true, it wouldn't make any sense for anyone to blame anyone else for anything.

Did anyone else just point their finger to see what the thumb on that hand did?

Just in my head.

God will never give you anything you can't handle.

FUCK YOU.

Yeah, that makes no sense. If that were true, it wouldn't make any sense for anyone to blame anyone else for anything.

I blame all of you for almost everything. Or Tino.

God will never give you anything you can't handle.

FUCK YOU.

Well, at least ita knows the correct response.

When people die, other people say stupid sh*t. Mostly I forgive them.

Did anyone else just point their finger to see what the thumb on that hand did?

Yup. FTR, it's index finger at the object of my pointing, other fingers off to my right somewhere up above me, thumb also to my right but in front of me. I am blameless! As are everyone to my left.

There doesn't seem to be a suitable TV thread to post this but Fox cancelled "Lone Star" after only two episodes. While the teasers didn't interest me at all, a writer friend of mine said it was good so I was going to take a look at it...

Man, two episodes is really too few to judge most dramas on. I think comedies can be judged pretty quickly because they're about quick gratification, but dramas (and "dramedies") need a little more time.

I have no annoying platitudes; I am focusing on bacon.

I was going to make rotini with pesto, but that seemed a little boring, but I have bacon and baby bellas, and I am going to add those! And now I am excited about dinner.