Doesn't it mainly just imply that there isn't an afterlife? It's not that the dress rehearsal isn't important, it's that there isn't one.
Although, oddly, when I Googled the phrase it came up on a metric shitload of Christian inspirational websites. (Which I guess kinda makes sense -- even if you believe in an afterlife, the one thing most faiths say about it is that it's not much like this one, so every day you live here in this life in this world could still be your last chance ever to do this exact whatever-it-is.)
I still don't like it; what's the point in saying that life is not a dress rehearsal so treat every moment like it's hugely important, when importance and getting it all right are the whole point of a dress rehearsal? I can't even come up with a similarly not-pungent non-contrasting contrast metaphor to emphasize its not-pungency, but it just feels like a sad wet wad of tissue paper. I prefer symbolic language that gets tougher and thinkier the more you worry at it.
I googled "annoying platitudes" and found "It's always darkest before the dawn." But do people actually say that? I mean, to someone who's going through a difficult time?
And, bleah, Zen and Burrell, those two are sucktastic.
I still kinda want to track down whoever expressed boundless empathy to erika by pointing out that s/he was crippled by the tragic inability to be a fighter pilot and punch 'em in the neck.
"Everything happens for a reason."
Some of those reasons are just shittastic, is all.
More that I found:
'God only gives special babies to the special parents.'
Failure to plan is planning for failure.
No it isn't.
Ooh. Now I remember.
When you assume, you make an ass of you and me.
I make a million assumptions a day - such as, the sun will rise, gravity will continue to work, etc....
Timelies all!
Nova is batting at a Sharpie on Gary's desk. This cannot end well.
But do people actually say that? I mean, to someone who's going through a difficult time?
Oooh, I know this one!
One of my uncles died exactly 1 month after Tim's mom did (I didn't post in Beep Me because I was just shredded; I don't need brackets, as I'm posting to make a snarky point). So I was understandably upset and grieving.
A friend said to me something along the lines of "It always happens in threes; that's what my grandmother always said to me. I'll never forget that. So just hang on to that."
I *think* he was trying to be consoling, but the takeaway message for me, who had only as yet lost TWO loved ones was that THERE'S STILL ONE MORE DEATH WAITING! Woo.
Maybe not the best thing to say to someone who lost 2 family members in 30 days.
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And I *am,* actually, kind of still edgy. Tim's mom died on August 4; my uncle died on September 4. So I'm counting the days until October 5, because I would goddamn well like to go more than 1 month without anyone keeling over.
Some of those reasons are just shittastic, is all.
Yeah, but it's implied that there is a good reason, isn't it?
Yeah, but it's implied that there is a good reason, isn't it?
I always thought it was meant more along the lines of "the reason will have meaning," at some point.
