Damn, I feel sorry for any plastic girlfriends he may have.
Book: Afraid I might be needing a preacher. Mal: That's good. You lie there and be ironical.
'Safe'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Matt the Bruins fan - May 30, 2010 6:12:51 am PDT #2616 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand
Zenkitty - May 30, 2010 6:17:27 am PDT #2617 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.
It's okay if I find him and strangle him with his own intestines, right?
Amy - May 30, 2010 6:20:20 am PDT #2618 of 30001
Because books.
Well, he clearly expects some woman to do that, Zen, so go ahead.
I hate it when people make me ill first thing in the morning.
§ ita § - May 30, 2010 6:26:37 am PDT #2619 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
The comments are fascinating. It's been forever since I've seen that sort of wounded self-entitlement ramped up to such a degree. He honestly believes that sex is a right of his, and that since no woman will ever be attracted to him, it's okay for him to go out and take it by force.
Well, duh, no woman is likely to be atracted to that level of douchenozzlery. But that's all on you. You could be less despicable, you just choose not to. What's the quote about all the common factors in your failed relationships being you?
eta: sorry to quease you, Amy.
Sophia Brooks - May 30, 2010 6:27:29 am PDT #2620 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
In addition to the obviously CRAZY part of that blog post, the first few comments are from men giving him sytle advice? The Dude is condoning rape they are telling him how to be more attractive to women?
Amy - May 30, 2010 6:30:44 am PDT #2621 of 30001
Because books.
Oh, it's fine, ita! I just ... boggle when I see people like that who are completely serious. Really? REALLY?
And you're right, the comments are boggling. And Sophia, that was my thought! Fashion advice?! Seriously?!
I think I'm pretty cynical. But then I read things like that and realize I've got a shitload of naivte left.
Pix - May 30, 2010 6:48:28 am PDT #2622 of 30001
We're all getting played with, babe. -Weird Barbie
I have a Megan Walker, and we are about to go to the farmers' market. You may all be jealous now.
And yes, that guy is pathetic. Wow. This is why I am so glad I have so many awesome men in my life. Offsets the douchnozzles.
smonster - May 30, 2010 6:52:23 am PDT #2623 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
Staying away from the rapist.
Smonster needs to move to NO tomorrow. Then I will visit the fam and we'll have a giant party in K's courtyard.
I like this plan! Okay, it's not going to happen, but I do have a friend coming over in a while to hold my hand while I finally do my damn resume. And regardless, I plan to be there for the fifth anniversary of Katrina at the end of August.
Just had a lovely brunch with friends and their daughter. She's almost three and is in the diy/whiny stage. Very cute, though, and all told very patient.
Connie Neil - May 30, 2010 6:53:14 am PDT #2624 of 30001
brillig
Amy - May 30, 2010 7:18:34 am PDT #2625 of 30001
Because books.
Anyone else going to see Shrek today?