We didn't have sex, if that's what you mean. That's all I do now, not have sex.

Anya ,'Dirty Girls'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Fred Pete - Sep 24, 2010 4:50:45 am PDT #25843 of 30001
Ann, that's a ferret.

Many sympathies, sarameg and family.


Jesse - Sep 24, 2010 4:52:47 am PDT #25844 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

This is pretty funny: Testing a $50K mattress


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2010 5:15:18 am PDT #25845 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Robbers clean up with vacuum

A GANG of thieves armed with a powerful vacuum cleaner that sucks cash from supermarket safes has struck for the FIFTEENTH time in France.

The burglars broke into their latest store near Paris and drilled a hole in the "pneumatic tube" that siphons money from the checkout to the strong-room.

They then sucked rolls of cash totalling £60,000 from the safe without even having to break its lock.

Police said the gang — dubbed the Vacuum Burglars — always raid Monoprix supermarkets and have hit 15 of the stores branches around Paris in the past four years.

A spokesman added: "They spotted a weakness in the company's security system and have been exploiting it ever since.


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2010 5:28:28 am PDT #25846 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some very pretty close-up photos of carnivorous plants: [link]

Many pictures of trapped insects, and one of a mouse trapped in a pitcher plant.


Jessica - Sep 24, 2010 5:41:11 am PDT #25847 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

F2F London, anyone?

World's largest women's shoe department opens in Selfridges.

The Shoe Galleries opened at London department store Selfridges Thursday, setting a new record for the biggest surface dedicated to footwear, and for the largest number of shoes found in one place, according to the store.

More than 5,000 different pairs of shoes are displayed across 35,000 square meters, while more than 100,000 others are kept in stock.


Jessica - Sep 24, 2010 5:54:08 am PDT #25848 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can haz new stove!! Just goes to show how Sears home appliance departments vary by location - not only did the guys show up on time with the right things, they carried it up 4 flights of stairs and took the old stove away with no complaints. AND they pointed out the huge dent in the back of the fridge they were supposed to deliver and helped DH get on the phone to exchange it for a non-damaged one.

Fingers crossed that the installers (due tomorrow) are as on the ball as the delivery team so I can get this thing hooked up. (And yes, I will probably say "Now we're cooking with gas!" as soon as it's connected. Don't judge me.)


erikaj - Sep 24, 2010 6:23:34 am PDT #25849 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

I liked Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall(he would be a hover-y boyfriend, which I wouldn't really like,) but I felt sorry for him when he got dumped and stuff. And I think Sarah and the rock star were supposed to suck, but Kristin Bell did it a little too well because I don't really want to watch her being adorable now, either.


§ ita § - Sep 24, 2010 6:51:31 am PDT #25850 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I obviously need more romantic missteps, because I could think only of him as an idiot for falling for her shit.

Today's armour against the world is the gloriously wrong plaid and polka dot top, earrings from my BFF, and cowboy boots. So far it's not working. I need to get off this call and have breakfast.


hippocampus - Sep 24, 2010 7:12:24 am PDT #25851 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

not only did the guys show up on time with the right things, they carried it up 4 flights of stairs and took the old stove away with no complaints. AND they pointed out the huge dent in the back of the fridge they were supposed to deliver and helped DH get on the phone to exchange it for a non-damaged one.

so different from my searsocolypse. Yay new stove and Yay! great service!


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 24, 2010 7:32:56 am PDT #25852 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My condolences for your loss, sara.