Dreg: Glory, Your Most Fresh-And-Cleanness. It's only a matter of time-- Glory: Ugh, everything always takes time! What about my time? Does anyone appreciate I'm on a schedule here?! Tick tock, Dreg! Tick freakin' tock!

'Sleeper'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2010 5:15:18 am PDT #25845 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Robbers clean up with vacuum

A GANG of thieves armed with a powerful vacuum cleaner that sucks cash from supermarket safes has struck for the FIFTEENTH time in France.

The burglars broke into their latest store near Paris and drilled a hole in the "pneumatic tube" that siphons money from the checkout to the strong-room.

They then sucked rolls of cash totalling £60,000 from the safe without even having to break its lock.

Police said the gang — dubbed the Vacuum Burglars — always raid Monoprix supermarkets and have hit 15 of the stores branches around Paris in the past four years.

A spokesman added: "They spotted a weakness in the company's security system and have been exploiting it ever since.


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2010 5:28:28 am PDT #25846 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Some very pretty close-up photos of carnivorous plants: [link]

Many pictures of trapped insects, and one of a mouse trapped in a pitcher plant.


Jessica - Sep 24, 2010 5:41:11 am PDT #25847 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

F2F London, anyone?

World's largest women's shoe department opens in Selfridges.

The Shoe Galleries opened at London department store Selfridges Thursday, setting a new record for the biggest surface dedicated to footwear, and for the largest number of shoes found in one place, according to the store.

More than 5,000 different pairs of shoes are displayed across 35,000 square meters, while more than 100,000 others are kept in stock.


Jessica - Sep 24, 2010 5:54:08 am PDT #25848 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I can haz new stove!! Just goes to show how Sears home appliance departments vary by location - not only did the guys show up on time with the right things, they carried it up 4 flights of stairs and took the old stove away with no complaints. AND they pointed out the huge dent in the back of the fridge they were supposed to deliver and helped DH get on the phone to exchange it for a non-damaged one.

Fingers crossed that the installers (due tomorrow) are as on the ball as the delivery team so I can get this thing hooked up. (And yes, I will probably say "Now we're cooking with gas!" as soon as it's connected. Don't judge me.)


erikaj - Sep 24, 2010 6:23:34 am PDT #25849 of 30001
Always Anti-fascist!

I liked Jason Segal in Forgetting Sarah Marshall(he would be a hover-y boyfriend, which I wouldn't really like,) but I felt sorry for him when he got dumped and stuff. And I think Sarah and the rock star were supposed to suck, but Kristin Bell did it a little too well because I don't really want to watch her being adorable now, either.


§ ita § - Sep 24, 2010 6:51:31 am PDT #25850 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I obviously need more romantic missteps, because I could think only of him as an idiot for falling for her shit.

Today's armour against the world is the gloriously wrong plaid and polka dot top, earrings from my BFF, and cowboy boots. So far it's not working. I need to get off this call and have breakfast.


hippocampus - Sep 24, 2010 7:12:24 am PDT #25851 of 30001
not your mom's socks.

not only did the guys show up on time with the right things, they carried it up 4 flights of stairs and took the old stove away with no complaints. AND they pointed out the huge dent in the back of the fridge they were supposed to deliver and helped DH get on the phone to exchange it for a non-damaged one.

so different from my searsocolypse. Yay new stove and Yay! great service!


Matt the Bruins fan - Sep 24, 2010 7:32:56 am PDT #25852 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

My condolences for your loss, sara.


tommyrot - Sep 24, 2010 8:14:16 am PDT #25853 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Dalek mysteriously appeared at elementary school

A Dalek has mysteriously turned up at an Exeter, England elementary school. Nobody has claimed it. Davros could not be reached for comment.

We'd like to return him to his owner if possible because he's taking up quite a lot of room and is living in a cupboard at the moment."

The value of the Dalek is not known but Ms Willey estimates that the replica could be worth hundreds of pounds.

"He's a little bit damaged here and there, but he's still got to be worth hundreds," she said. "Someone out there must know where this Dalek has come from. And if the owner doesn't come forward, maybe we could give it to some charity or organisation that can do something with him." The school contacted police but officers say they have received no reports of a missing or stolen Dalek.


Burrell - Sep 24, 2010 8:23:29 am PDT #25854 of 30001
Why did Darth Vader cross the road? To get to the Dark Side!

Ugh ita, many coping vibes to you. I'm sorry it's been such a brutal week.