It's called a blaster, Will, a word that tends to discourage experimentation. Now, if it were called the Orgasmater, I'd be the first to try your basic button press approach.

Xander ,'Get It Done'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Theodosia - May 27, 2010 7:10:48 am PDT #1936 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

And yay for super-supportive parents, msbelle -- that's going to be one hell of a good help.


Gudanov - May 27, 2010 7:11:19 am PDT #1937 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

Parasol accidents are the 5th leading cause of death for women in sunny climates.


Zenkitty - May 27, 2010 7:15:06 am PDT #1938 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Scary page is making me feel a little better about all the times I've forgotten to put on sunscreen. Following a link on that scary page, I find that one of the top-rated sunscreens is the one I'm currently using: Badger. Well, yay. I think I'll go back to my previous practice of wearing long gloves when driving.


tommyrot - May 27, 2010 7:15:45 am PDT #1939 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Parasol accidents are the 5th leading cause of death for women in sunny climates.

It was so sad when Penelope Pitstop's racing career was cut short by a tragic parasol accident.


megan walker - May 27, 2010 7:18:09 am PDT #1940 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

La Roche-Posay

Yay. I've used this for years, making sure to pick some up each time I'm in France. Good thing, since I finally saw it in a pharmacy here and it was a fortune.


Aims - May 27, 2010 7:18:22 am PDT #1941 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.

It was so sad when Penelope Pitstop's racing career was cut short by a tragic parasol accident.

t nods


Gudanov - May 27, 2010 7:18:28 am PDT #1942 of 30001
Coding and Sleeping

It was so sad when Penelope Pitstop's racing career was cut short by a tragic parasol accident.

A particularly poignant pity.


Zenkitty - May 27, 2010 7:19:57 am PDT #1943 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

My only problem with carrying a parasol is that it takes up one hand that I might need to carry shopping bags.

Also that I usually dress in capris and a t-shirt, which looks kinda silly with a pretty parasol. I should just get a big hat.


lisah - May 27, 2010 7:24:04 am PDT #1944 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

I totally had an Ugly Naked Guy neighbor for a while, a la Friends.

We do too! Across the street. Although I haven't seen him in a while. He used to walk around his living room talking on the phone, with music blaring and curtains open, while naked.

Someone just complimented me on my tan! That's never happened to me before in my life...although I do tan pretty well. She's super pale so is jealous, evidently. Really I was trying not to tan so much this year because I don't want wacky tanlines for my wedding! But I think it's a lost cause. I'm not sure what I'm going to do about that.


Connie Neil - May 27, 2010 7:24:24 am PDT #1945 of 30001
brillig

Not going outside in daylight also works. I skulk from shade to shade during the summer.