Saffron: But we've been wed. Aren't we to become one flesh? Mal: Well, no, uh... We're still two fleshes here, and I think that your flesh ought to sleep somewhere else.

'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Matt the Bruins fan - May 25, 2010 5:41:24 pm PDT #1666 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

That sounds like a nice addition to the neighborhood, Matt.

Yeah, if the dive across the street had started drawing in smoking hot soldiers in uniform two years ago, I'd have done a lot less grumbling about the bike noise and drunken frat boys.


DavidS - May 25, 2010 5:46:29 pm PDT #1667 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, if the dive across the street had started drawing in smoking hot soldiers in uniform two years ago, I'd have done a lot less grumbling about the bike noise and drunken frat boys.

Speaking of smoking hot boys in uniform, I was browsing through John Waters new book Role Models today and he's got a chapter on "Outsider Porn" that includes a guy who did nothing but amateur videos of blowing Marines.

It's actually a really fascinating read. The other pornographer he profiles is into only very dangerous rough trade (ex cons, drug dealers, pimps).


Jesse - May 25, 2010 5:46:36 pm PDT #1668 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

Yeah, so in my previous post, when I said "last night," I meant, "tomorrow night."


DavidS - May 25, 2010 5:50:48 pm PDT #1669 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Yeah, so in my previous post, when I said "last night," I meant, "tomorrow night."

Eh...linear time.


Jesse - May 25, 2010 5:52:01 pm PDT #1670 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz.


shrift - May 25, 2010 5:54:43 pm PDT #1671 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

Food has dimmed my rage, and now I'm just tired.

Oh, poopy.


DavidS - May 25, 2010 5:57:30 pm PDT #1672 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Oh, poopy.

My daughter announces her bathroom activities but I expected better from you, shrift.


shrift - May 25, 2010 6:06:35 pm PDT #1673 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I actually meant Poopie!

And I could announce a whole lot of things, mister. Shall I start narrating the movements of my roommate's cat? AWW, LOOKIT, SHE'S WAVING HER FLUFFY TAIL. HOW FLUFFY IS IT? LET'S JUST SAY THAT MARSHMALLOW FLUFF AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON HER. OH, NOW SHE'S TWITCHED HER FURRY EAR! AND SHE'S TROTTING DOWN THE HALL... INTO THE KITCHEN... AND NOW SHE'S EATING HER DRY FOOD. FOLKS, ISN'T THAT ADORABLE.


Jesse - May 25, 2010 6:07:20 pm PDT #1674 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

AND NOW SHE'S EATING HER DRY FOOD.

OMG MY CAT IS DOING THE SAME THING.


lisah - May 25, 2010 6:09:06 pm PDT #1675 of 30001
Punishingly Intricate

My cats are sleeping--one in the window and one at the end of the chaise.