Oh, poopy.
My daughter announces her bathroom activities but I expected better from you, shrift.
'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
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Oh, poopy.
My daughter announces her bathroom activities but I expected better from you, shrift.
I actually meant Poopie!
And I could announce a whole lot of things, mister. Shall I start narrating the movements of my roommate's cat? AWW, LOOKIT, SHE'S WAVING HER FLUFFY TAIL. HOW FLUFFY IS IT? LET'S JUST SAY THAT MARSHMALLOW FLUFF AIN'T GOT NOTHING ON HER. OH, NOW SHE'S TWITCHED HER FURRY EAR! AND SHE'S TROTTING DOWN THE HALL... INTO THE KITCHEN... AND NOW SHE'S EATING HER DRY FOOD. FOLKS, ISN'T THAT ADORABLE.
AND NOW SHE'S EATING HER DRY FOOD.
OMG MY CAT IS DOING THE SAME THING.
My cats are sleeping--one in the window and one at the end of the chaise.
I DON'T KNOW WHAT MY CATS ARE DOING, NONE OF THEM ARE IN SIGHT! SHOULD I BE ALARMED?!!
ONE OF MY CATS IS OUT OF SIGHT AND THE OTHER IS VULTURING ME.
THEY ARE BOTH VERY CUTE.
HERE, HAVE SOME PICTURES [link]
My husband's right here being sort of adorable. Does that count?
It's too hot to wonder where the cats are. I'm just glad they're not on me.
Shall I start narrating the movements of my roommate's cat?
Feel free to defer that portion.
Oh, too late...
Mine are asleep. One on each side of me.
WAIT!
One has awoken and wandered off. Possibly towards food. I shall have to investigate and update in a moment.
I swear, Dita is the imagined lovechild of Devi and Mister Kitty. Devi's markings and fur, MK's nose and eye color.