I feel like I should be saluting Amy's brother, but I know that would be wrong...
Have you people been reading the punctuation letters submitted?? [link]
Hermanos! The devil has built a robot!
Numero Cinco ,'The Cautionary Tale of Numero Cinco'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Jesse - Jul 23, 2010 10:10:48 am PDT #14284 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
smonster - Jul 23, 2010 10:15:24 am PDT #14285 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.
DJ, how fab! I want to go there now even more than I did before!
§ ita § - Jul 23, 2010 10:18:04 am PDT #14286 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Jezebel totally makes me feel like I've lived a deprived life. Now they're having a "best pickup lines" competition. And I don't have any.
I know plenty of guys have tried to pick me up, but most of them were really bad at it--although none sucked enough to warrant "worst pickup lines." It's just all kinda boring.
Of the ones submitted, some are sweet, some are creepy, but this one just made me laugh out loud:
Him: As a coworker, I'm an excellent lover.
Me: You're not even that good a coworker.
(we dated for nine months, no one at the office ever found out)
Not least of all because it hits all my "wrong" buttons.
Daisy Jane - Jul 23, 2010 10:18:24 am PDT #14287 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."
You should come! It is a lot of fun.
Toddson - Jul 23, 2010 10:26:53 am PDT #14288 of 30001
Friends don't let friends read "Atlas Shrugged"
I think anyone who's reduced to using a "pickup line" lacks the qualities to "pick up" anyone by their own qualities (or lack thereof).
Aims - Jul 23, 2010 10:39:44 am PDT #14289 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
§ ita § - Jul 23, 2010 10:40:57 am PDT #14290 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
I think anyone who's reduced to using a "pickup line" lacks the qualities to "pick up" anyone by their own qualities (or lack thereof).
Read them. Some of them are really charming.
I don't think there's anything inherently "reduced" about a bon mot designed to impress and seduce someone of the appropriate gender.
Lee - Jul 23, 2010 10:41:01 am PDT #14291 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
Note to self: Don't click that link at work.
Again, at least.
§ ita § - Jul 23, 2010 10:44:33 am PDT #14292 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.
Not mine, right? Mine is happy and nice. Aims is morally bankrupt and disruptive.
Aims - Jul 23, 2010 10:47:12 am PDT #14293 of 30001
Shit's all sorts of different now.
t hoots with laughter
I've never been called that!! I'm changing my tagline.