Jezebel totally makes me feel like I've lived a deprived life. Now they're having a "best pickup lines" competition. And I don't have any.
I know plenty of guys have tried to pick me up, but most of them were really bad at it--although none sucked enough to warrant "worst pickup lines." It's just all kinda boring.
Of the ones submitted, some are sweet, some are creepy, but this one just made me laugh out loud:
Him: As a coworker, I'm an excellent lover.
Me: You're not even that good a coworker.
(we dated for nine months, no one at the office ever found out)
Not least of all because it hits all my "wrong" buttons.
You should come! It is a lot of fun.
I think anyone who's reduced to using a "pickup line" lacks the qualities to "pick up" anyone by their own qualities (or lack thereof).
I think anyone who's reduced to using a "pickup line" lacks the qualities to "pick up" anyone by their own qualities (or lack thereof).
Read them. Some of them are really charming.
I don't think there's anything inherently "reduced" about a bon mot designed to impress and seduce someone of the appropriate gender.
Note to self: Don't click that link at work.
Again, at least.
Not mine, right? Mine is happy and nice. Aims is morally bankrupt and disruptive.
t hoots with laughter
I've never been called that!! I'm changing my tagline.
I've gotten some good lines over the years, not that I can remember any of them. My favorite from someone I know is: Are you doing something different with your eyebrows? Not that I especially liked it from him, but it's a great line -- sounds like you're paying attention to detail, and approximates eye contact.
I love that clip from Community!
