Okay, um, I'm lost. Uh, I'm angry, and I'm armed, so if you two have something that you need to work out --

Mal ,'War Stories'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jul 23, 2010 4:25:43 am PDT #14225 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I don't want to work today! I have a 10am meeting, which should waste some time....

Tonight I'm going to a party with my parents. The people there should be more my age, since the host is the daughter of my mother's college roommate, and it's kind of in my neighborhood, which is why they are dragging me along. It should be fun, I hope. Must remember to get a bottle of wine. My mother forwarded me the menu for the party, via host's mother, because apparently one year (many years ago!) they just had strawberries and popcorn to eat, and her mother was Not Pleased. Heh.


Kat - Jul 23, 2010 4:36:25 am PDT #14226 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

I have to get dressed, get Grace dressed and ready for the bus.

I had strawberries and kettle corn for breakfast. I'd fit right in!


Cashmere - Jul 23, 2010 4:38:12 am PDT #14227 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I need to get Olivia up and ready for soccer. After that we have a library play date since it's been raining here.


Jesse - Jul 23, 2010 4:42:07 am PDT #14228 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I had strawberries and kettle corn for breakfast. I'd fit right in!

Heh. This year there is a more extensive menu. But it's still not a dinner party! Which is fine.


Sophia Brooks - Jul 23, 2010 4:45:25 am PDT #14229 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am so hungry I wish I had strawberries and kettlecorn!


SailAweigh - Jul 23, 2010 4:59:53 am PDT #14230 of 30001
Nana korobi, ya oki. (Fall down seven times, stand up eight.) ~Yuzuru Hanyu/Japanese proverb

Zen, go for it! I've dated guys everywhere from 5-17 years younger than me. (42 to his 25 and I was a year older than his mother, go figure.) Don't worry about kids until it even comes close to feeling like it might be going somewhere and not just dating. I, for one, have always been way upfront, but that's because I had my tubes tied and I already had two kids. Of course, this was back when I was a little younger and juicier and might actually have a suitor or two to choose from and it was a way to weed out the ones who wanted kids. Nowadays, I feel like planting a sign in front of my condo with "SWF, financially secure and no issues."


Tom Scola - Jul 23, 2010 5:03:42 am PDT #14231 of 30001
They pay me in WOIMS

Write a Letter to Your Favorite Mark, and You Might Win a Copy of Ben Greenman's Brand-New Book!


amych - Jul 23, 2010 5:08:18 am PDT #14232 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?

This morning's email, reproduced for *headdesk* value

To: Students, Faculty and Staff:

For the June/July [Cute Sustainability-Themed Reference to Looniversity Mascot] Challenge we asked you to eat local and organic foods and to eat less meat to reduce your carbon footprint.

Take the challenge and you can enter a special drawing to win one of three gift baskets of samples from the Looniversity Farmer’s Market.

To enter, simply take the challenge at the link below, print the confirmation page and drop it off....


Kat - Jul 23, 2010 5:15:00 am PDT #14233 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

ahahahahah! amych! So you won't be participating?


Zenkitty - Jul 23, 2010 5:18:04 am PDT #14234 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Also: Go you!

Well, it may come to nothing. We haven't even gotten to the point of him finding out I'm not a natural redhead yet, much less my age!

I'm pretty upfront with my plan not to have kids. Indiscriminately so. Blatant, even. If someone has a problem with that, well, that's their problem, not mine.

Oh, me too. But it seems to me there's enough difference between "don't want to" and "pretty soon gonna be can't" to maybe matter to him.

creepy china baby doll

Is it an antique? It might be worth something. I've got one, that was my grandmother's. Packed away in a truck, 'cause it weirds me out.

If it does turn out he wants to breed stick him in a box, punch some holes in it, and mail him up here. If he can do your weird he can likely do my weird and it'll be the best Meet Cute story, like, EVAH.

Excellent plan! You're paying the postage, though.

I also have a headache (still) and also do not feel like working. Fortunately, since it's a summer Friday, there will be fewer people working, and thus fewer opportunities for my headache to get worse.

might actually have a suitor or two to choose from

Sail, you are awesome and suitors should be falling all over themselves for a chance to get you.

Nowadays, I feel like planting a sign in front of my condo with "SWF, financially secure and no issues."

Ha! Now that would bring all the boys to your yard, for sure!

Write a Letter to Your Favorite Mark, and You Might Win a Copy of Ben Greenman's Brand-New Book!

Oh, it's your favorite *punctuation* mark! My first thought was, "Dear Sucker, I'm the girl who conned you out of your life savings and beachfront condo, just thought I'd say thanks! Next time think with your big head, darling. Cheers, Me."