Also: Go you!
Well, it may come to nothing. We haven't even gotten to the point of him finding out I'm not a natural redhead yet, much less my age!
I'm pretty upfront with my plan not to have kids. Indiscriminately so. Blatant, even. If someone has a problem with that, well, that's their problem, not mine.
Oh, me too. But it seems to me there's enough difference between "don't want to" and "pretty soon gonna be can't" to maybe matter to him.
creepy china baby doll
Is it an antique? It might be worth something. I've got one, that was my grandmother's. Packed away in a truck, 'cause it weirds me out.
If it does turn out he wants to breed stick him in a box, punch some holes in it, and mail him up here. If he can do your weird he can likely do my weird and it'll be the best Meet Cute story, like, EVAH.
Excellent plan! You're paying the postage, though.
I also have a headache (still) and also do not feel like working. Fortunately, since it's a summer Friday, there will be fewer people working, and thus fewer opportunities for my headache to get worse.
might actually have a suitor or two to choose from
Sail, you are awesome and suitors should be falling all over themselves for a chance to get you.
Nowadays, I feel like planting a sign in front of my condo with "SWF, financially secure and no issues."
Ha! Now that would bring all the boys to your yard, for sure!
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Oh, it's your favorite *punctuation* mark! My first thought was, "Dear Sucker, I'm the girl who conned you out of your life savings and beachfront condo, just thought I'd say thanks! Next time think with your big head, darling. Cheers, Me."
So you won't be participating?
If it weren't for the heat index of 107F, I'd probably stop by today and go "huh??" at them for collecting a stack of paper for sustainability awareness. But my activism ends where my heatstroke begins.
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Thanks for the schadenfreude. I went to hs with the person whose office is likely responsible for that. Never been a fan, still not.
creepy china baby doll
Is it an antique? It might be worth something. I've got one, that was my grandmother's. Packed away in a truck, 'cause it weirds me out.
Spawn of Belinda?
Zen, wouldn't it be kind of early to go into the discussion of children? also, even if you were younger and really wanted children, there's always the possibility that they just wouldn't happen.
Best green challenge evar. Can I drive around collecting the printouts??
My first thought was, "Dear Sucker, I'm the girl who conned you out of your life savings and beachfront condo, just thought I'd say thanks! Next time think with your big head, darling. Cheers, Me."
Mine too!
Only if you're in a Humvee or SUV.
My first thought was, "Dear Sucker, I'm the girl who conned you out of your life savings and beachfront condo, just thought I'd say thanks! Next time think with your big head, darling. Cheers, Me."
Mine too!
It was actually my second thought.
My first thought was:
"Dear Mark Hamill: I really enjoyed you in Star Wars. Thank you, Sophia"
My first thought was, "Dear Sucker, I'm the girl who conned you out of your life savings and beachfront condo, just thought I'd say thanks! Next time think with your big head, darling. Cheers, Me."
Mine too!
Me too!
Only if you're in a Humvee or SUV.
With the AC running but the windows open and you'd let it continue to run at each stop.
Thanks for the schadenfreude.
You're very welcome. As a free gift with purchase, enjoy this lovely earworm of
"it's a small world".
It was actually my second thought. My first thought was: "Dear Mark Hamill: I really enjoyed you in Star Wars. Thank you, Sophia"
That was my first thought too! (Well, more like "So You Think You Can Dance With Mark" Dear Mark, I love watching you dance, will you please come loom around my desk and let me occasionally lick your abs? I think that would be way more entertaining than reaching the end of the interwebs every day)