Zoe: Next time we smuggle stock, let's make it something smaller. Wash: Yeah, we should start dealing in those black-market beagles.

'Safe'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Kat - Jul 22, 2010 5:16:38 am PDT #13940 of 30001
"I keep to a strict diet of ill-advised enthusiasm and heartfelt regret." Leigh Bardugo

Tom is a cutiehead and I laughed when I read his links.


Ginger - Jul 22, 2010 5:20:19 am PDT #13941 of 30001
"It didn't taste good. It tasted soooo horrible. It tasted like....a vodka martini." - Matilda

Should I vibrate the plants? I have flowers and no tomato!

It does help. While some people use actual vibrators, I just tap the stem near the flowers.


Amy - Jul 22, 2010 5:21:30 am PDT #13942 of 30001
Because books.

Oh man, someone has to apply to this one, just for fun:

If you're interested, please respond with why we should hire you in 140 characters or less.


Daisy Jane - Jul 22, 2010 5:25:20 am PDT #13943 of 30001
"This bar smells like kerosene and stripper tears."

lso, someone linked to this shoe site, with gorgeous vintage style shoes

smonster's heart just leaped and she doesn't know why.


Jessica - Jul 22, 2010 5:27:56 am PDT #13944 of 30001
And then Ortus came and said "It's Ortin' time" and they all Orted off into the sunset

I had a very similar conversation with one of my co-workers yesterday, the major difference being that she is a researcher and I, the tech person, was the one with the answers. (And the correct cable - she was trying to plug a Firewire 400 cable into a Firewire 800 port, and it wasn't going well.)


billytea - Jul 22, 2010 5:32:53 am PDT #13945 of 30001
You were a wrong baby who grew up wrong. The wrong kind of wrong. It's better you hear it from a friend.

(And the correct cable - she was trying to plug a Firewire 400 cable into a Firewire 800 port, and it wasn't going well.)

Yes, yes, I see. Clearly she needed two cables to make them fit.


Dana - Jul 22, 2010 5:37:34 am PDT #13946 of 30001
I haven't trusted science since I saw the film "Flubber."

I think the air conditioning is still out on my hallway. If this continues, I'm taking my computer and working from home.


Vortex - Jul 22, 2010 5:57:10 am PDT #13947 of 30001
"Cry havoc and let slip the boobs of war!" -- Miracleman

While some people use actual vibrators, I just tap the stem near the flowers.

I'm trying to come up with a good Georgia O'Keefe joke here, but it's just not coming together.


smonster - Jul 22, 2010 5:57:49 am PDT #13948 of 30001
We won’t stop until everyone is gay.

While some people use actual vibrators, I just tap the stem near the flowers.

OMG really? Vibrators for plant sex. I find that hilarious.

smonster's heart just leaped and she doesn't know why.

smonster nearly shorted her keyboard with the drooling. GIVE THEM ALL TO ME NOW. The Deco style in particular. ::sigh::


tommyrot - Jul 22, 2010 5:59:18 am PDT #13949 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

America: #2

The news that China may now be the world biggest energy customer comes based on analysis by the International Energy Agency (IEA). According to the IEA, China overtook the U.S. in energy consumption sometime last year.