When you look back at this, in the three seconds it'll take you to turn to dust, I think you'll find the mistake was touching my stuff.

Buffy ,'Lessons'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Zenkitty - May 18, 2010 9:57:29 am PDT #129 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

cereal with angst:

NOTHING ON THE SPINE.

Oh, dude, I hear you. The horror stories... One of our journals once published a big obituary of one of the Important Fellows on the cover, and we got the birth-death dates wrong. Like, really wrong. (My boss did it, too. Remembering that is the only thing that keeps me from crawling under the bed and hiding.)


Steph L. - May 18, 2010 10:12:03 am PDT #130 of 30001
Unusually and exceedingly peculiar and altogether quite impossible to describe

The pagination is done manually

Whuzza? How? Whuzza?


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 10:14:53 am PDT #131 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Whuzza? How? Whuzza?

Pagination Elves.


Tom Scola - May 18, 2010 10:35:59 am PDT #132 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

Like this.


tommyrot - May 18, 2010 10:37:55 am PDT #133 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Like this.

Ooh. Is that a Linotype machine in the background?


Theodosia - May 18, 2010 10:50:26 am PDT #134 of 30001
'we all walk this earth feeling we are frauds. The trick is to be grateful and hope the caper doesn't end any time soon"

I thought you'd hire Medieval monks to do it.


Cass - May 18, 2010 10:56:09 am PDT #135 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.

We even got a cover spread color proof from the printer, and we all looked at it, and not one of us twigged to the fact that there was NOTHING ON THE SPINE.

Oh t NSFW comment !!!!!

as much as my innards are just so perpetually irritated that anything other than water is just adding to the irritation.

Dude, sometimes just water seems to bug mine. Also insent, Tep.


Amy - May 18, 2010 10:56:41 am PDT #136 of 30001
Because books.

Eighteen years ago I actually got a couple freelance jobs for a smaller publisher waxing pages onto boards, and trimming them so the facing pages had even numbers of lines. Even at the time I was like, Seriously?!


Zenkitty - May 18, 2010 10:58:26 am PDT #137 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Whuzza? How? Whuzza?

As in, it's not automated. As in, I am the pagination elf. Putting in pages numbers, by hand, and keeping track on a logsheet that isn't integrated with the management software. A hundred papers a month, that have to be completed within six weeks from the time they hit my virtual desk. Aiee.


meara - May 18, 2010 11:05:51 am PDT #138 of 30001

Had the second half of my interview today. Wish any two people would've given me the same answers. Wish I knew if, if offered the job, I should take it. ARGH.