Everyone's getting spanked but me.

Willow ,'The Killer In Me'


Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


SuziQ - Jul 13, 2010 5:42:53 pm PDT #12217 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Haven't seen strawberries at our FM, but we have gotten some fantastic cherries.

Looks like strawberries and raspberries come into season here in August through October. We didn't get a CSA fruit share, but I love having their calendar to check what should be available locally.


§ ita § - Jul 13, 2010 5:55:26 pm PDT #12218 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

Did you ask them about legs?

I have legs. Every day. I really didn't want to know the answer.

Kat...I have no words. I wish you the best in showing them the error of their ways and getting remuneration.


DavidS - Jul 13, 2010 6:02:27 pm PDT #12219 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Query: Is there some little useful-but-not-necessary-item that you lack, whose very lack bedevils you to the point of sighing wistfully and saying, "Gee, I really wish I had a [item] ?

I ask because I seem to have magically wished for a slotted spoon about nine times in the last two months.

And yet, if I went and bought a slotted spoon I'm sure I wouldn't use it for a year.


Sue - Jul 13, 2010 6:11:54 pm PDT #12220 of 30001
hip deep in pie

Is a Kitchaid mixer too big an item for that question? Because I was just in the kitchen making a cake and thinking, "As God as my witness, if I ever have more counter space, I am getting a mixer!"

Even without a mixer, my coconut cake turned out okay: [link] Not as tall and fluffy as on ATK, and my coconut toasted unevenly, but I think it will be appreciated. I really hope teh brithday girl likes coconut.


Zenkitty - Jul 13, 2010 6:16:47 pm PDT #12221 of 30001
Every now and then, I think I might actually be a little odd.

Is there some little useful-but-not-necessary-item that you lack, whose very lack bedevils you to the point of sighing wistfully and saying, "Gee, I really wish I had a [item] ?

Boyfriend.


megan walker - Jul 13, 2010 6:19:58 pm PDT #12222 of 30001
"What kind of magical sunshine and lollipop world do you live in? Because you need to be medicated."-SFist

Hah!


sarameg - Jul 13, 2010 6:22:37 pm PDT #12223 of 30001

Jack of all trades. Or as is known among my single women acquaintances in the 'hood: a handyman husband. Or "my guy." That's all we want, we'll even pay. One of them has a friendly ex to help (he's so trying to win her back, but it is sort of hopeless.)


-t - Jul 13, 2010 6:26:38 pm PDT #12224 of 30001
I am a woman of various inclinations and only some of the time are they to burn everything down in frustration

Pretty cake, Sue!

Nonstick waffle iron that is actually nonstick. Leaving half my delicious waffle stuck to the iron is always disappointing.

Relatedly, is there a better way of greasing up a waffle iron than pouring oil on it and daubing at it with a wadded up paper towel?


Nora Deirdre - Jul 13, 2010 6:27:01 pm PDT #12225 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Peaches, plums, and FIGS (!!!!!!!!) are in season at the Louisiana Farmers Market. I didn't even think about it at the time, but I think the blueberry stands weren't there today. Blueberries were just coming in when we moved here, strawberries were already fading out (mid-May.)

Man, I am just so full of fresh corn and ripe juicy tomatoes and fresh shrimp (which I peeled and de-veined myself today! I usually pawn that off on Tom.) I made an awesome shrimp-corn-tomato stew for dinner that was a long process but totally worth it! I even made shrimp stock out of the heads and shells!

Also, buttermilk ice cream with Luxardo cherries cooked with spiced rum, candied ginger, and Carpano Antica Italian vermouth.

Ooh, I'm tired. I was gonna fix up some chicken and dumplings tomorrow but I am thinking I need a day off.

I definitely prefer the cooking part of housewifery to the cleaning part.


Nora Deirdre - Jul 13, 2010 6:28:05 pm PDT #12226 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)

Relatedly, is there a better way of greasing up a waffle iron than pouring oil on it and daubing at it with a wadded up paper towel?

Canola/vegetable oil cooking spray?