OMG, 100+ posts overnight, OF COURSE it is Belinda!
I love you all.
Jayne: What're you gonna tell the others? Mal: About what? Jayne: About why I'm dead. Mal: Hadn't thought about it. Jayne: Make something up. Don't tell 'em what I did.
'Ariel'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Nora Deirdre - Jul 07, 2010 4:29:48 am PDT #10974 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
Lee - Jul 07, 2010 4:30:18 am PDT #10975 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I jumped ahead to report that Theodosia and I are sitting in downtown Stonington waiting for the ferry to isle of haut, thus missing the disturbing talk of The Thing. (eta Belinda's true name)
Yay me !!!
Frankenbuddha - Jul 07, 2010 4:45:42 am PDT #10976 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The Belinda discussion made my morning at work (and explains all the posts).
The pictures of Belinda's relatives? NSM.
SuziQ - Jul 07, 2010 4:50:50 am PDT #10977 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I feel I need to clarify. *I* was not torturing anyone with Belinda. Kelly and Nicole were torturing me. I was trying to mind my own business but no. When Kelly had her climbing on my back in the kitchen, I flailed, and Belinda smashed her face in. Nicole's DH performed reconstructive surgery to make her "all better".
Nicole even pulled her out at her reception. Everyone wondered why I suddenly turned my back when I heard the bell. And then they understood.
Cashmere - Jul 07, 2010 5:11:06 am PDT #10978 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Nicole even pulled her out at her reception. Everyone wondered why I suddenly turned my back when I heard the bell. And then they understood.
Belinda is definitely with the right Buffista.
The rest of you, sick and evil and I love you to bits.
Owen hasn't been hooking up laptops that I know of. He has been lamenting the lack of his own, though. He'll probably get a netbook for Christmas just so I can get a moment's peace when I'm trying to write.
JZ - Jul 07, 2010 5:20:45 am PDT #10979 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Minor corrections to the saga of Belinda:
It wasn't Hec who paid to send her to Nicole, it was me. In this endeavor I was assisted by Perkins, who kindly/evilly provided me with Nicole's address after she had unwisely expressed the opinion in some thread or other that The Thing would be an awesome guest bedroom accessory.
When I showed up at a localista spa day with both Matilda and The Thing in tow, the localistas were all aghast. Then we went around the corner to the postal shop, and they were all gleeful. I can't even remember how many people were following her tracking number as she slithered her way through the system to Nicole's doorstep.
Also, having spent an insomniac night parsing out the exact components of her creepiness, I've come to the conclusion that a big chunk of it is the fact that she's so very catty. Her sibling/minions are almost all in poses suggesting that actually they're little baby dolls dressed up in kitty or teddy bear or zebra outfits -- Belinda is stubbornly and undeniably a cat with a human face.
If I were Clovis, I'd be hard at work on the no-compete contract but I'd also have a Plan B in a lockbox somewhere. Clovis is much too smart to just blindly trust in Belinda's good faith. That bunny's no idiot; he's been around the block, and he knows a fellow contender for world domination when he sees one.
Liese S. - Jul 07, 2010 5:22:50 am PDT #10980 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
I, for one, would far rather welcome our fanged bunny overlord. You know, personally.
Sophia Brooks - Jul 07, 2010 5:24:34 am PDT #10981 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here
I think I am glad I never saw Belinda in person. My lord!
tommyrot - Jul 07, 2010 5:27:44 am PDT #10982 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.
At some point last night I got up to take more ibuprofen. Then I read 100+ Belinda posts. I laughed 'til I cried
I stayed home today. I thought about going out for breakfast, but it seems best I sit still as much as possible. Guess I'll get caught up on Season 1 of Dr. Who....
amych - Jul 07, 2010 5:38:37 am PDT #10983 of 30001
Now let us crush something soft and watch it fountain blood. That is a girlish thing to want to do, yes?
We're on the road to Atlanta for fencing nationals, and I'd like to state for the record that the stretch between Greensboro and Charlotte is so dull it should be ceded to South Carolina immediately. And as such, IT IS TOO FUCKING MIDDLE OF NOWHERE for this random traffic jam. Is Belinda conspiring with Tino or something?
(Also, I will make obscene gestures at Tino as we go by the appropriate exit in a couple of hours for anyone who needs it.)