I just had to check the board one last time before heading to bed and Plei broke me. In the bad way, I should emphasize. The one that makes me want brain bleach and not the one that just leads to hoping no one checks my browser history. Broken, not brocken.
Buffy: Synchronized slaying. Faith: New Olympic category?
'Conversations with Dead People'
Natter 66: Get Your Kicks.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
Cass - Jul 06, 2010 10:21:04 pm PDT #10970 of 30001
Bob's learned to live with tragedy, but he knows that this tragedy is one that won't ever leave him or get better.
DavidS - Jul 07, 2010 1:46:24 am PDT #10971 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."
Thanks to reading this thread WAY TOO QUICKLY, I am now brainwormed with Dean/Belinda.
Oh no, we've damaged the porn portion of Ple's brain.
Liese S. - Jul 07, 2010 3:52:24 am PDT #10972 of 30001
"Faded like the lilac, he thought."
So I woke up this morning and realized that the true horror is not the mere fact of Belinda`s existance, it is that somewhere, someone thinks she is so sweet and cute and keeps her on a pillow in the bed. That`s enough to keep me in the screaming terrors all day.
Also it seems like my dog may have killed a baby skunk last night. More news as it develops.
Jesse - Jul 07, 2010 4:09:58 am PDT #10973 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.
Ah ha ha ha!!! I was a little concerned when I saw so many new messages this morning...
Nora Deirdre - Jul 07, 2010 4:29:48 am PDT #10974 of 30001
I’m responsible for my own happiness? I can’t even be responsible for my own breakfast! (Bojack Horseman)
OMG, 100+ posts overnight, OF COURSE it is Belinda!
I love you all.
Lee - Jul 07, 2010 4:30:18 am PDT #10975 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.
I jumped ahead to report that Theodosia and I are sitting in downtown Stonington waiting for the ferry to isle of haut, thus missing the disturbing talk of The Thing. (eta Belinda's true name)
Yay me !!!
Frankenbuddha - Jul 07, 2010 4:45:42 am PDT #10976 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"
The Belinda discussion made my morning at work (and explains all the posts).
The pictures of Belinda's relatives? NSM.
SuziQ - Jul 07, 2010 4:50:50 am PDT #10977 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame
I feel I need to clarify. *I* was not torturing anyone with Belinda. Kelly and Nicole were torturing me. I was trying to mind my own business but no. When Kelly had her climbing on my back in the kitchen, I flailed, and Belinda smashed her face in. Nicole's DH performed reconstructive surgery to make her "all better".
Nicole even pulled her out at her reception. Everyone wondered why I suddenly turned my back when I heard the bell. And then they understood.
Cashmere - Jul 07, 2010 5:11:06 am PDT #10978 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.
Nicole even pulled her out at her reception. Everyone wondered why I suddenly turned my back when I heard the bell. And then they understood.
Belinda is definitely with the right Buffista.
The rest of you, sick and evil and I love you to bits.
Owen hasn't been hooking up laptops that I know of. He has been lamenting the lack of his own, though. He'll probably get a netbook for Christmas just so I can get a moment's peace when I'm trying to write.
JZ - Jul 07, 2010 5:20:45 am PDT #10979 of 30001
See? I gave everybody here an opportunity to tell me what a bad person I am and nobody did, because I fuckin' rule.
Minor corrections to the saga of Belinda:
It wasn't Hec who paid to send her to Nicole, it was me. In this endeavor I was assisted by Perkins, who kindly/evilly provided me with Nicole's address after she had unwisely expressed the opinion in some thread or other that The Thing would be an awesome guest bedroom accessory.
When I showed up at a localista spa day with both Matilda and The Thing in tow, the localistas were all aghast. Then we went around the corner to the postal shop, and they were all gleeful. I can't even remember how many people were following her tracking number as she slithered her way through the system to Nicole's doorstep.
Also, having spent an insomniac night parsing out the exact components of her creepiness, I've come to the conclusion that a big chunk of it is the fact that she's so very catty. Her sibling/minions are almost all in poses suggesting that actually they're little baby dolls dressed up in kitty or teddy bear or zebra outfits -- Belinda is stubbornly and undeniably a cat with a human face.
If I were Clovis, I'd be hard at work on the no-compete contract but I'd also have a Plan B in a lockbox somewhere. Clovis is much too smart to just blindly trust in Belinda's good faith. That bunny's no idiot; he's been around the block, and he knows a fellow contender for world domination when he sees one.