They probably thought I was just crazy.
When my grandmother was in the hospital and they asked her "Who's the President?" she answered "Abraham Lincoln."
Oh, the look on that doctor's face. I'm still laughing.
Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.
They probably thought I was just crazy.
When my grandmother was in the hospital and they asked her "Who's the President?" she answered "Abraham Lincoln."
Oh, the look on that doctor's face. I'm still laughing.
After my shoulder dislocation, I came out of anesthesia, and the nurse asked me some questions, including "Do you know where you are?"
"Yes," I said.
That was good enough for her, apparently.
She asked me about the apparatus on her face and I told her they were spectacles. She looked at me really funny.
DUDE. NOT FROM HERE. ALSO ON DRUGS. I don't have to talk like you.
When Bush was in his first term I was asked who was president after a head injury and I told them I didn't know. They got it.
Well Bush may not have technically won, but he was within the margin of error, and really, isn't that good enough?
I feel that Jesse needs help getting ready for the weekend, so I'm linking this video.
Aw, good one! What's hilarious about that video is how crazy the styles look now, but how they are all to be found in my high school yearbook.
really, isn't that good enough?
Well, for America, apparently. But who can resist a good dig?
Is it actually hot when a chick ties a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth? Or do you have to be Sherilyn Fenn anyway?
I just found a tutorial, but I think a) I've missed my prime window for this exploitation and b) eww, cherries.
my closing costs are going to over $4K, maybe over $5K. In comparison, the closing costs for the seller of the house in Texas were just over $2K.
Is it actually hot when a chick ties a cherry stem into a knot in her mouth? Or do you have to be Sherilyn Fenn anyway?
I wonder that, too! I used to do it as a party trick when I was a kid, but now I just wonder what the point is.
I can certainly contribute to the Buffista Academy library
I can teach:
American Illustrators or One Picture is Worth a 1,000 Words Only If It's by NC Wyeth
You Will Learn to Like 19th Century American Literature or I'll Make You Read Elsie Dinsmore
Identifying American Antiques, or Your Mother-in-Law's Family Heirloom Is 1920s Victorian Revival Made in Grand Rapids
Everything You Every Wanted to Know About Electricity, including the AC/DC Relationship of Westinghouse and Edison
What Happens When You Put a Hyperactive Terrier in the Cats and Pillows Room