Simon: I'm trying to put this as delicately as I can... How do I know you won't kill me in my sleep? Mal: You don't know me, son. So let me explain this to you once: If I ever kill you, you'll be awake, you'll be facing me, and you'll be armed.

'Serenity'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 9:32:06 am PST #749 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My accuracy is kind of for crap, so typewriters (and temp agency typing tests) are still my nemeses. Hooray for auto-correct.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 9:32:59 am PST #750 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I used to continually try and learn shorthand--and fail miserably.

I'm not sure when I got to the point of being able to type usefully without looking at the keyboard--probably university. It wasn't that required for the programming I'd done up to then, because it was so damned slow. Even now I usually do still look at the screen--I'm not good enough to be able to spend all my time looking at the source of what I might be transcribing.

Problem with touch-typing is when people think they're upgrading keyboards. Half-size backspace key on this one, plus the insert/home/page up being a row lower is annoying. My sister's laptop has a numeric keypad. Confusifying.


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2010 9:37:46 am PST #751 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Apparently, when cats rule the world they will ride around on pigs....

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tommyrot - Jan 11, 2010 9:42:06 am PST #752 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Oh, once I had a temp job that involved editing documents in Word. My typing speed was slower than the other temps, but I more or less kept up because I knew and used a lot of Word and Windows keyboard shortcuts for editing.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 9:48:23 am PST #753 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I am sleepy and cranky and having annoying conversations, and I can't tell if they are just annoying because I'm cranky. Feh.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 11, 2010 9:49:14 am PST #754 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

That is a cat on a pig.

I have a head ache.

I don't want to type anymore.


msbelle - Jan 11, 2010 9:51:16 am PST #755 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am Jesse.

Shit I did not say: To Mac's therapist regarding getting evaluation appts "Yes, I know this will take a long time, stop telling me to be patient. I do not fucking feel like being patient!"


flea - Jan 11, 2010 9:54:29 am PST #756 of 30001
information libertarian

I am getting sicker as the day goes on. This does not bode well for my week.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 9:56:15 am PST #757 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

I just gave my (former) minion a barely-cryptic pep talk, so that made me feel a little better.


SuziQ - Jan 11, 2010 9:57:31 am PST #758 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

I bailed and came home to work.