Now you can luxuriate in a nice jail cell, but if your hand touches metal, I swear by my pretty flowered bonnet, I will end you.

Mal ,'Our Mrs. Reynolds'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Tom Scola - Jan 11, 2010 9:22:03 am PST #742 of 30001
Mr. Scola’s wardrobe by Botany 500

I signed up for a typing class on my own in high school, because by then I was spending as much time as possible in the school's lab of Commodore PETs.

The typing class was on IBM Selectric typewriters, which pretty much spoiled me for every single keyboard I've used since then.


Frankenbuddha - Jan 11, 2010 9:22:31 am PST #743 of 30001
"We are the Goon Squad and we're coming to town...Beep! Beep!" - David Bowie, "Fashion"

I took typing in High School. My speed is way down now, but I did pretty well at it back in the day. Unfortunately, these days I have a tendency to transpose when typing. I usually catch myself when I do, but that doesn't really help on a typewriter, even a correcting one (since the correction usually looks like crap).


DavidS - Jan 11, 2010 9:23:26 am PST #744 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

I liked typing class. It was me and one other guy and 18 girls. Plus we had brand new IBM Selectric typewriters. And it was just something physical that you did for an hour. The more you practiced the better you got. It was good for my GPA. Low stress, high utility, lots of girls.

But then I went and took shorthand which was not nearly so useful, and quite a bit more difficult.


DavidS - Jan 11, 2010 9:24:25 am PST #745 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Somebody could make good money if they could invent a computer keyboard which had the crisp action of the IBM Selectric keyboard.


Kathy A - Jan 11, 2010 9:25:09 am PST #746 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

My typing class let us turn in extra credit by doing typing exercises on our home typewriters. I would type for an hour or so after school and turn in pages and pages, and got 110% each quarter due to all of it.


DavidS - Jan 11, 2010 9:28:46 am PST #747 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

Heh. I'm reading a review of S2 of Being Human in the Guardian and apparently there's a little Buffy shout out.


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2010 9:30:29 am PST #748 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

I also learned to type back in '79 on a manual typewriter. I think I got up to 45 wpm. Now I can type faster, but my error rate has all gone to heck (thanks to computers).


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 9:32:06 am PST #749 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My accuracy is kind of for crap, so typewriters (and temp agency typing tests) are still my nemeses. Hooray for auto-correct.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 9:32:59 am PST #750 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I used to continually try and learn shorthand--and fail miserably.

I'm not sure when I got to the point of being able to type usefully without looking at the keyboard--probably university. It wasn't that required for the programming I'd done up to then, because it was so damned slow. Even now I usually do still look at the screen--I'm not good enough to be able to spend all my time looking at the source of what I might be transcribing.

Problem with touch-typing is when people think they're upgrading keyboards. Half-size backspace key on this one, plus the insert/home/page up being a row lower is annoying. My sister's laptop has a numeric keypad. Confusifying.


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2010 9:37:46 am PST #751 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

Apparently, when cats rule the world they will ride around on pigs....

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