I like the ruffles.

Kaylee ,'Shindig'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 8:29:23 am PST #718 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There is so no way I could go to sleep all exposed like that in a public place where I knew people.


Kathy A - Jan 11, 2010 8:32:49 am PST #719 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

We have a "first-aid" room downstairs that is complete with a padded bench and is available to be signed out to those who desperately need a lie-down. If I mention that I'm tired to the receptionist while I'm chatting with her at lunchtime, she always suggests I take advantage of the nap room, but I never have.


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2010 8:32:53 am PST #720 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

There is so no way I could go to sleep all exposed like that in a public place where I knew people.

Yeah, I have difficulty sleeping in public, except on trains. Although once I slept at O'Hare because it was either that or stay up all night.

I think there needs to be a Sleep Pod that completely closes and locks. And is motorized, so I can nap while it carries me about....


tommyrot - Jan 11, 2010 8:34:09 am PST #721 of 30001
Sir, it's not an offence to let your cat eat your bacon. Okay? And we don't arrest cats, I'm very sorry.

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Sophia Brooks - Jan 11, 2010 8:34:27 am PST #722 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I have actually napped under my desk like George Costanza.

The worst, though was when I was working retail, was having a horrible allergic reaction, took a Benedryl, and actually fell asleep on the floor in the department, near the wall.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 8:44:17 am PST #723 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

I can sleep on airplanes or in airports with no trouble--among strangers my issues are having my stuff stolen. With people I kinda know? My issues are too legion to count.


Matt the Bruins fan - Jan 11, 2010 8:46:17 am PST #724 of 30001
"I remember when they eventually introduced that drug kingpin who murdered people and smuggled drugs inside snakes and I was like 'Finally. A normal person.'” —RahvinDragand

I've had co-workers come in to work in the morning and find me face down on my keyboard. But at that point, too exhausted to be embarrassed.


javachik - Jan 11, 2010 8:48:06 am PST #725 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

My mother taught me a very important lesson when I was about 10 or 11: if there is something you don't want to do, never learn how to do it and you will never have to. This was taught to me in the context of cleaning fish (which my mom has never learned to do) and I carried over into other areas of my life.

Heh. My personality is to learn it, master it, and then say "NO" when I don't want to do it. I really hate it when someone uses "I don't know how" as an excuse to not do something (and refuses to learn).


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 8:51:03 am PST #726 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My immediate family uses the refusal-to-learn as an excuse to have me do all their computer maintenance, even if it's only in person once a year. They won't explore, and they won't try and remember stuff. It's not a good enough excuse.


Jessica - Jan 11, 2010 8:51:48 am PST #727 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I really hate it when someone uses "I don't know how" as an escuse to not do something (and refuses to learn).

See, I feel this way about other people making excuses not to use the internet, but would have no qualms AT ALL about saying "I'm so sorry, but I don't know how to skin and gut a deer. Call me when you need help roasting it back at the lodge!"