It's like, in the middle of all this, I'm paranoid that you'll think I don't like poetry.

Buffy ,'Empty Places'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Jessica - Jan 11, 2010 8:51:48 am PST #727 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I really hate it when someone uses "I don't know how" as an escuse to not do something (and refuses to learn).

See, I feel this way about other people making excuses not to use the internet, but would have no qualms AT ALL about saying "I'm so sorry, but I don't know how to skin and gut a deer. Call me when you need help roasting it back at the lodge!"


javachik - Jan 11, 2010 8:52:17 am PST #728 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

Yeah, I am talking about stuff that comes up daily (like learning how to use the internet or software), not skinning a deer.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 8:53:15 am PST #729 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

My mother never learned to type because she wasn't going to be a secretary -- she does OK now, but I don't think she was expecting to work in a world without people to do your typing for you! (My father typed her grad school papers for her.)


javachik - Jan 11, 2010 8:53:50 am PST #730 of 30001
Our wings are not tired.

(My father typed her grad school papers for her.)

That was nice of your father!

I was cracking up when I was helping Steve in Boston. At one point, I was hooking up all of his home theater components and putting up shelving and he was in the kitchen, lining his cabinets and putting away dishes. Total stereotypical gender role reversal. He's not mechanical in the slightest and gets befuddled by wires and components and hammers and nails and wrenches.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 8:54:47 am PST #731 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

He knew how to type! Also, yes.


flea - Jan 11, 2010 8:57:32 am PST #732 of 30001
information libertarian

My ex-dissertation advisor, who is 60, told me that not only did the department have older women who typed your dissertation for you when he did his, they also fixed your grammar and spelling and stuff so you didn't have to worry about those things. I think he got his PhD in 1975.

If I were one of those women, I would have been hard-pressed to not bring a machine gun to work one day.

Also, I don't touch-type. But I am damned fast with the two index fingers. Except for that annoying ' ; key thing.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 8:59:27 am PST #733 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My sister had touch-typing classes in high school. I thought it was N. American bullshit classes. We only had five computers in our whole school in England. And many kids just never used them.

And here I am, at one all the time, touch-typing away. But I don't know how to do it properly. I cheat a lot. And get sore forearms.


SuziQ - Jan 11, 2010 8:59:43 am PST #734 of 30001
Back tattoos of the mother is that you are absolutely right - Ame

Headache + two co-workers on lengthy and lively conference calls + a co-worker who insists on clicking his pen constantly = very unhappy Suzi.


Jesse - Jan 11, 2010 9:03:01 am PST #735 of 30001
Sometimes I trip on how happy we could be.

If I were one of those women, I would have been hard-pressed to not bring a machine gun to work one day.

This is what my mother was hoping to avoid. I never took typing in school, but do touch-type now, if not quite "right."


DavidS - Jan 11, 2010 9:15:13 am PST #736 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

My grandfather was an automechanic but he refused to teach my dad anything about fixing cars in the hopes that he'd do something else with his life.

Conversely, my Dad could touch type 90+wpm on a manual typewriter (missing fingers and all) and encouraged me to take typing.

Which I did for two years in HS. And then proceeded to type papers for money in college and support myself with the mad typing skills for years.