Simon: I swear when it's appropriate. Kaylee: Simon, the whole point of swearing is that it ain't appropriate.

'Jaynestown'


Natter 65: Speed Limit Enforced by Aircraft  

Off-topic discussion. Wanna talk about corsets, pandas, duct tape, or physics? This is the place. Detailed discussion of any current-season TV must be whitefonted.


Lee - Jan 11, 2010 7:49:02 am PST #710 of 30001
The feeling you get when your brain finally lets your heart get in its pants.

I agree with Amy and ChiKat, Cash.

I think I need a do-over for this morning. Several things aren't working right, plus my boots aren't right with this dress.


DavidS - Jan 11, 2010 7:52:01 am PST #711 of 30001
"Look, son, if it's good enough for Shirley Bassey, it's good enough for you."

700 pound bear, eluding capture, terrorizing Lake Tahoe, snacking at the fridge.

"I have a refrigerator in the garage. He opened it up, drank a gallon of orange juice, opened the freezer above and munched two frozen pizzas and snacked on frozen chicken," Philpott said. "He broke all the shelves and racks out of the refrigerator, bit into some fruit punch and squirted it all over everywhere, then dragged the trash can outside and took a crap the size of a basketball on the front lawn."


Cashmere - Jan 11, 2010 7:56:40 am PST #712 of 30001
Now tagless for your comfort.

I'm willing to bet these aren't the only incidents with that kid, either, Cash. Behavior like that tends to be across the board.

I'm tempted to ask, "is he a little asshole to everyone, or just us?" I'm going to mention it to his classroom teacher just as a concern and see what she says.


shrift - Jan 11, 2010 8:01:20 am PST #713 of 30001
"You can't put a price on the joy of not giving a shit." -Zenkitty

I made a blood donation appointment for Thursday. Now I shall be forced into clean living by necessity, or miss out on an exciting raffle opportunity.

And fortuitously, I brought in a necklace I received on mistake from Etsy to give to a coworker, who also brought me a belated birthday gift today.


Sophia Brooks - Jan 11, 2010 8:10:52 am PST #714 of 30001
Cats to become a rabbit should gather immediately now here

I am ready for my afternoon nap. Alas, I am at work.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 8:12:16 am PST #715 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

My forearms are getting sore from typing. I'm not sure what to adjust to optimise my ergonomics. But I have a lot of typing to get through today.


msbelle - Jan 11, 2010 8:17:45 am PST #716 of 30001
I remember the crazy days. 500 posts an hour. Nubmer! Natgbsb

I am ready for my afternoon nap. Alas, I am at work.

a million times this.


Jessica - Jan 11, 2010 8:21:03 am PST #717 of 30001
If I want to become a cloud of bats, does each bat need a separate vaccination?

I am ready for my afternoon nap. Alas, I am at work.

This is why all offices should contain nap pods.


§ ita § - Jan 11, 2010 8:29:23 am PST #718 of 30001
Well not canonically, no, but this is transformative fiction.

There is so no way I could go to sleep all exposed like that in a public place where I knew people.


Kathy A - Jan 11, 2010 8:32:49 am PST #719 of 30001
We're very stretchy. - Connie Neil

We have a "first-aid" room downstairs that is complete with a padded bench and is available to be signed out to those who desperately need a lie-down. If I mention that I'm tired to the receptionist while I'm chatting with her at lunchtime, she always suggests I take advantage of the nap room, but I never have.